Status: Failure

Operation

Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque

This was a particularly brutal mission. Two maggots showed and things started out in high spirits. We headed for a distress call in the Jamaica Plain System. En route we suffered three mechanicals causing Sparky to have to abandon the fleet. The remaining pilots headed to TheCastle for festivities. We arrived in high spirits and after a half hour shore leave we decided to take a leisurely route back. This is when things started going awry. The fleet headed through TheSouthwest Corridor wormhole and passed through the Christian science center. While crossing at a crosswalk a rather pesky motorcyclist decided to pull right up to diva's ship and rev his engine. However, he proved no match for the 20 brave pilots. The pilots continued to head to LunaKrispeeKreme and then proceeded towards home. A wrong turn led us into the park where, unknowingly we headed to the Fountain of Evil. We could no longer resist the bad karma. More mechanicals ensued along with negi feelings and several injuries! We feared we were doomed. We took a long rest and we headed again for the fort. The bomber StarHustler sustained heavy damage at the Fountain of Evil. It returned to the landing field riddled with flak, on the proverbial wing and a prayer. With one engine out and the rear thruster wobbly, only the strong legs and indefatigable spirit of bombardier Oppo got us back to base. However, against all odds, the pilots made it home in one piece.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Blipblipbeep Mjollnir 428.99   Ensign
Diva Silver King 1012.9   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 1328.32   Vice Admiral
Gluteus Maximus Circus Peanut 252.508   Petty Officer Second Class
Hoseclamp Star Hustler 1037.51   Ensign
Murray Ooh La La 180.504   Aviator First Class
Natas Spooky Pirate 579.788   Lieutenant Commander
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 217.629  
Oppo Star Hustler (Bombardier) 191.784   Lieutenant Junior Grade
pecan Swamp Thing 274.806   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Phooka Devastation 758.968   Commodore
PigPen Trez Bonz 471.473   Captain
Plankton Darkendank 279.011   Petty Officer Third Class
Rotwang Delirium 657.847   Commodore
Shakes Annihilation 852.888   Lieutenant
Smasher Doctor Love 285.573   Petty Officer Third Class
Sparky D.B. Cooper 263.837   Lieutenant Commander
Threespeed DexionDestroyer 812.73   Commodore
vomit Jan Brady 292   Senior Chief Petty Officer
WalrusBlossom Ez Raider 202.142   Petty Officer Second Class
WalTor Singularity 727.781   Commodore
Task Force Pilot
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner PigPen
Tool Bag Hoseclamp

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date05/15/2004
OriginFort Summer
Destinationmake it home in one piece
Light Years19.42
G-Well Activity3.578
Technical Rating4.692