This was a particularly brutal mission. Two maggots showed and things started out in high spirits. We headed for a distress call in the Jamaica Plain System. En route we suffered three mechanicals causing Sparky to have to abandon the fleet. The remaining pilots headed to TheCastle for festivities. We arrived in high spirits and after a half hour shore leave we decided to take a leisurely route back. This is when things started going awry. The fleet headed through TheSouthwest Corridor wormhole and passed through the Christian science center. While crossing at a crosswalk a rather pesky motorcyclist decided to pull right up to diva's ship and rev his engine. However, he proved no match for the 20 brave pilots. The pilots continued to head to LunaKrispeeKreme and then proceeded towards home. A wrong turn led us into the park where, unknowingly we headed to the Fountain of Evil. We could no longer resist the bad karma. More mechanicals ensued along with negi feelings and several injuries! We feared we were doomed. We took a long rest and we headed again for the fort. The bomber StarHustler sustained heavy damage at the Fountain of Evil. It returned to the landing field riddled with flak, on the proverbial wing and a prayer. With one engine out and the rear thruster wobbly, only the strong legs and indefatigable spirit of bombardier Oppo got us back to base. However, against all odds, the pilots made it home in one piece.

Pilot	Ship	Points	Promotion
Blipblipbeep	Mjollnir	428.99	Ensign
Diva	SilverKing	592.9	Commodore
Fleet Admiral Skunk	Catastrophe	1328.32	Vice Admiral
GluteusMaximus	Circus Peanut	252.508	Petty Officer 2nd Class
HoseClamp	Star Hustler	1037.51	Ensign
Murray	Ooh La La	180.504	Aviator First Class
Natas	Spooky Pirate	579.788	Lieutenant Commander
Nosepicker	G.I. Jane	217.629
Oppo	Star Hustler (Bombardier)	191.784	Lieutenant, Junior Grade
pecan	Swamp Thing	274.806	Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Phooka	Devastation	758.968	Commodore
PigPen	Trez Bonz	471.473	Captain
Plankton	Darkendank	279.011	Petty Officer 3rd Class
Rotwang	Delirium	657.847	Commodore
Shakes	Annihilation	852.888	Lieutenant
Smasher	Dr. Love	285.573	Petty Officer 3rd Class
Sparky	D.B. Cooper	263.837	Lieutenant Commander
Threespeed	DexionDestroyer	812.73	Commodore
vomit	JanBrady	292	Senior Chief Petty Officer
WalrusBlossom	Ez Raider	202.142	Petty Officer 2nd Class
waltor	Singularity	727.781	Commodore

Mission Task	Pilot
Navigator	waltor
Tailgunner	PigPen
Tool Bag	HoseClamp