Operation
Alpha-haha-mission 2010
Alpha Mission followed the stations of the cross (Red Line), enacting
the rituals we haven't seen since last year: shore leave, unsavory
snacks, chalking, hooping, and Busting The Funk!


Oh man, we've missed this, and so have our people. "So long have we
endured the cold, the dark, the fourty days and fourty nights of rain.
But we were faithful, and you have not forsaken us. You have brought
us the warm nights and the hot funk, and we are redeemed."




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Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 244.75   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Axeman Swayze Express 435.15   Petty Officer 1st Class
BabyDead Dr. Love 0   Recruit
Bendy Swamp Thing 371.423   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 225.46   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 684.983   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Gonzo Bonnie & Clyde 283.994   Petty Officer 3rd Class
hackworth Synesthesia 1542.08   Lieutenant
Hapto Basquiat 216.08   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Joyride Stilleto 93.52   Aviator
Kpafun Donkey 342.305   Petty Officer 2nd Class
ld50 Ez Raider 385.61   Petty Officer 2nd Class
MCCharlotteDanger War 0   Recruit
MegaSeth NightFever 453.469   Petty Officer 1st Class
moose LokiDucker 288.73   Petty Officer 3rd Class
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 113.647   Aviator First Class
peacefrog Curb Burner 492.538   Petty Officer 1st Class
Plasma Sloth 0   Recruit
Pretzel Dustin Time 336.57   Petty Officer 2nd Class
pywaket Skylab 1131.1   Ensign
Q Annihilation 396.048   Petty Officer 2nd Class
SelfDestruct Delirium 203.5   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Threespeed Star Hustler 688.649   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Treekiller Mjollnir 0   Recruit
Tweenus D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
vomit JanBrady 361.942   Petty Officer 2nd Class
yt SecretAsianSCULly 824.863   Master Chief Petty Officer
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 261.937   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock pywaket
Chalk Bag Pretzel
Cleaner Q
ComSat Monkey AceHole
Damage Control Threespeed
Deck Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag MegaSeth
Medi Bag Treekiller
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter ld50
MRC Officer hackworth
Navigator Axeman
Print Jockey pywaket
Sentry Kpafun
Skynet Operator (post-mission) MegaSeth
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) peacefrog
Sticker Bag Axeman
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner vomit
Tool Bag Bendy
Division: MAD
Date: 04/02/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Standard Patrolling
Light Years: 14.04
G-Well Activity: 1.309
Technical Rating: 3.361