Operation
Where My Party At?
// load additional SCUL function libraries

include 'mrclib.h'

include 'missionlib.h'



//set constants for this mrc and mission

define("SNARKFACTOR", '10');

define("MAXMRCITEMS", '2');

define("MAXMISSIONITEMS", '2');



//global vars

$report="";



//main

domrc();

$report += "---------------\n";

launch();

domission();

wrapitup();

print $report;



function domrc();

{

    $MRCObjectives[MAXMRCITEMS] =
mrc_gather_objectives();

    foreach ($Objective in MRCObjectives) {

        $report += "MRC
Objective: " . $Objective . "\n";

        $report += "\t ->
Status: " . mrc_implement(Objective) . "% completed. \n";

    }

};



function launch(int time)

{

    mission_filljobs();

    mission_preflightships();

    mission_gotolaunchpad();

};



function domission()

{

    $Legs = mission_getlegs;

    $MissionObjectives[MAXMISSIONITEMS] =
mission_gather_objectives();

    for (i=0; i < MAXMISSIONITEMS; i++) {

        $report += "We rode
for " . mission_riderideride($Legs[i]) . " lightyears on leg " .
$Legs[i] + 1 . ".\n";

        $report += "Then we
reached Mission Objective #" . MissionObjectives[i] . ".\n\t ->
Status: "
. mission_implement(Objective) . "% completed. \n";

    }

};




function wrapitup()

{

    $report +=
mission_loadancillarycomments(SNARKFACTOR);

};





MRC Objective: Skunk regales us with lore from early SCUL history
-> Status: 100% completed
MRC Objective: Build the derelict containment system
-> Status: 90% completed
---------------
We rode for 9.5 lightyears on leg 1.
Then we reached Mission Objective #1, which was Intercept @party!.
-> Status: 100% completed.
We rode for 0.5 lightyears on leg 2.
Then we reached Mission Objective #2, which was Waterfront touring:
Galactic forecasts predict class A nebulae passing through our local
systems.
-> Status: 50% completed.

HOO HAA good navigating by NOSEPICKER who took us on a NEAT ROAD
called BUCKINGHAM STREET that was the site of HISTORICAL REFERENCES TO
SKATEBOARDING and a CLOUDBUSTER MECHANICAL.

We then were texted by DR. CLAW who FEVERISHLY WANTED us to BEELINE
for @party.

"Where the party at!" we howled at the Moon. "0110110011001!"

"I IS HERE" said @party later and there were laptops and blue lights
galore. We were outnerded.

A car ran over a cup.

Then we bonked around the WATERFRONT.

"Where the heavy nebulae at!" we howled at the lack of HEAVY NEBULAE.
"000000000000!"

We then went to LUNA BOVA'S BAKERY and bought savory and unsavory
snacks. "GO ELSEWHERE!" howled the police officer.

So we collapsed upon the ROSE KENNEDY GREENWAY and gummed our food
winsomely.

Then we went home and awarded a medal of STRENGTH to Threespeed for
hauling a paper cutter around.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DreadFlint Pale Horse 275.746  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 609.123  
hackworth Torpor 1448.47  
Kpafun Civilianship 36.37  
Leotard Trinity 396.611   Vice Admiral
moose LokiDucker 339.42   Commander
Nosepicker One Night Stand 368.915   Captain
Piranha Yer Mom 491.85   Commander
Stogie Wadlow 687.44  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 438.036   Commodore
Treekiller Dr. Love 800.137   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
vomit Famine 755.316  
Wombat D.B. Cooper 240.82  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Treekiller
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer vomit
Deck Officer Asst. vomit
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Wombat
Medi Bag Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter hackworth
MRC Officer hackworth
Navigator Nosepicker
Sentry Stogie
Sticker Bag Piranha
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner vomit
Tool Bag Stogie
Wookiee Bag Piranha
Division: MAD
Date: 06/16/2012
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: distress call and harbor
Light Years: 15.605
G-Well Activity: 1.14
Technical Rating: 4.02