Operation
Pretty Princess
Its HAPTO day! In honor of Hapto, we are all princesses. Tard wore a dress whose significance is lost on Rocket, but it seems that it has something to do with Hapto.....Radiation was predicted, but held out. Rocket brought a new babymaggot named RadMax (What the heck is up with that guy's arm? Seriously.....) and Pastry Queen christened Princess Fun Police.

After an early stop for some sustenance, we enjoyed a leisurely cruise to the harbor, where civies tried out 88 and succeeded in being hooked on SCUL. A sweet playground was assaulted by scul members and the SCUL sticker at the top was replaced. A rotating playlist went from metal, to gentleman rhymers, to jazz, to funk. 88 dropped a chain 6 times, but no one was hurt, despite the lack of a backup retro. The groove was strong.

In the end, stump bumps all around and a very fun mission. All Hail the Groove. The Groove is King.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Deadblow Crowley 336.938   Master Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Skywarp 615.209   Commodore
Leotard Trinity 728.222   Commander
Lordmcfuzz Pale Horse 1288.89  
Nosepicker Civilianship 53.5616  
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 0  
RadMax Darkendank 0   Recruit
Rocket 88 587.009   Chief Petty Officer
Sewer Hrimfaxi 952.808   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 666.309  
Wombat Cloudbuster 640.59   Captain
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Sewer
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Flat Bag Sewer
Medi Bag DrClaw
Minister of Zoobs Wombat
Mission Leader Leotard
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Rocket
MRC Officer Sewer
Navigator DrClaw
RadioBox A Wombat
Radiobox B Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Leotard
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Sticker Bag Sewer
Still Cam Rocket
Tailgunner Lordmcfuzz
Tool Bag Lordmcfuzz
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 07/30/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Daintyacolypse
Light Years: 24.5738
G-Well Activity: 1.289
Technical Rating: 3.125