Status: Damaged

USB Devastation


Once upon a time USB Devastation was not to be flown by any pilot who refused to wear a trash-picked feather boa. But it was getting gross and people were getting sick, so we put it back where we found it.

The name 'Devastation' was for the devastating paint job by SCUL pilot Crack, who was practicing to be a painter at Independent Fabrication, and was given painter's choice by Skunk. She chose blaaaaaaaaack.

Alas this space and starpilots alike have not been kind to this ship, and it has been scarred, beaten, and out of service for many seasons, and it is uncertain it will ever see the stars again.

Specifications

ClassBattleship
ConfigurationFighter
Missions137
Light Years2070.238
Thrust Rating6.901
Handling Rating7.767
Difficulty Rating2.894
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypePretty Pretty Curvy Hull
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginGarbage
Christened on001028
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up Kpafun
120512   Word To Your Mother! Kpafun
120505   Super Mooning Kpafun
120421   Tea and Grackle WildKat
120414   Saturn in Opposition Instigator
111029   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels hackworth
111022   Bells Angels WildKat
110910   Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit hackworth
110903   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Shakes
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft metoikos
110813   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Shakes
110723   Gong Swimmin' Killabetes
110716   Bach in the USSR (boretum) Spark
110709   Asylum Reboot Torch
110416   To The Finish Bendy
110409   Repo Men Bendy
100925   Ground Pounder ZyGoat
100703   Exquisite Corpsicle Bendy
100410   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Kpafun
091010   Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Buckminister
090711   Curse of the Crone hackworth
090425   Space, the Final Funtier ld50
090404   Aplhamission eHawk
081025   Radiation Schmadiation eHawk
081011   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk eHawk
081004   Skunk Day eHawk
080920   Don't Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo eHawk
080913   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) eHawk
080614   Kick It Like Vomit eHawk
080524   Space Truckin' BaneThunderwolf
080517   Bicycle Boogie eHawk
080510   Mixtape Kamikaze
080502   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride eHawk
080426   Merit Badge eHawk
080412   Get Everyone Lathed eHawk
071020   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! eHawk
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! eHawk
071006   Skunk Day Honkfest eHawk
070721   SCULimpics 2007 eHawk
070602   SCUL Day 2007 Pretzel
070428   Ollie Ollie Oxen Free eHawk
061021   Whistle While You Twerk eHawk
061014   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) eHawk
061007   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Masokist
060916   Big Trouble In Little China eHawk
051001   OctoberTest Sweetums
050910   Moose Day Celebrated Dreamer
050903   Somethin or other Crumpet
050826   Operation Super Posi Sweetums
050820   Egg Toss Crumpet
050813   No NoWay Day Crumpet
050730   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Crumpet
050716   Post SCULimpics Sweetums
050702   WalTor Day (2005) Treehugger
050625   LowKey Crumpet
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Numbers
050611   Hot and Moist Hapto
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Hapto
050528   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) PainBunny
050423   Radiation Overload Hapto
050416   Mega Seth a liscous Captain Underpants
050402   Aplamission 05 Captain Underpants
041030   Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Tight Pants
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Oppo
041016   Jump Start Drunkle
041009   Skunk Day 04 Luna Kahuna
040828   Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Babyshoot
040731   Tour De Nosepicker Tarantula
040718   I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man Tarantula
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Dirt
040703   Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? Sweetums
040626   FireFlies Chartreuse
040612   Studio 53 Phooka
040515   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Phooka
040508   Derby Durby Derbie TorqueBox
040424   Oppo Oppo Onath
040417   Stop N Chop Natas
040410   Beta Ride Phooka
040403   Alphamission 04 Trogdor
031101   Hallowheels 03 Crocodile
031025   As Seen On TV Hoseclamp
031018   Tour De Ville Phooka
031011   Pump Up The Volume Ruckus
031004   Skunk Day 03 Ruckus
030927   SCULimpics 2003 Monkeyboy
030920   Arbor Mayhem ShotClock
030913   Port Foint Monkeyboy
030906   Breaking Headlines Trackstar
030816   NoWay Day A-OK Lefty Lucy
030809   Large Melon Evil Twin
030802   Storm The Castle Evil Twin
030719   Inmates Run The Asylum Rotwang
030712   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Threespeed
030705   Waltor Day 2003 Baby Crumbles
030531   Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' pywaket
030524   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway moose
030510   Get Outta Town Smasher
021102   Hallowheels Jo Mama
021026   Last Dance grendel
021012   Radiation Control grendel
021005   Skunk Day Observed grendel
020928   SCULimpics 2002 grendel
020921   Massive Entropy Denial grendel
020914   Stickem Up grendel
020907   Hangin Tough RockStar
020810   Castle Island Asher
020803   Full Moon-ing RockStar
020706   Submersion Shakes
020629   Field Trip Scabs
020622   Super Lame-o Bailout grendel
020608   ShouldaBeenThere grendel
020601   SCUL Day 2002 MoneyShot
020511   Shakes Rattle & Roll grendel
020420   Fresh Pond Chat Professor Rhino
020413   5000 Mile Mark Cockroach
020406   Alphamission 02 Flasher
011006   El Cien Loco LoJack
010929   Storytime Turtle
010908   Skylab Splashdown Clean Phil
010901   Down Mechanical Lane Speed Metal
010825   Catostrophic Failure grendel
010818   SCULimpics 2001 Games Spackle
010811   Film Noir Sister
010804   Pancreatic Cramitore Diva
010728   Jamaica Pain LoJack
010721   FlamingGlobe Odie
010714   Narrow Passage MegaTron
010707   WalTor Day Sparky
010701   Super Heavy Radiation PigPen
010624   Square Ride LoJack
010609   Moon Over Aborertum Fex
010602   Mmmm... Ice Cream Rumblefish
010428   Get Lost RockStar
010421   Beep Beep Beep Whooo! Smasher
010414   Constant Groovin' Shakes
010407   Aplhamission 21 Gropo
001029   Hallowheels 20 MegaTron