USB
Devastation
No one pilot's USB Devastation without wearing the boah! NEVER! Okay,
we lost the boah, and it was getting so gross anyway that people were
getting sick.




Devastatingly amazing paint job by Crack.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Damaged
Ship Class: Battleship
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Pretty Pretty Curvy Hull
Origin: Garbage
Chief Engineer: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Builder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Welder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Commission Date: 001028
Location: Fort Tyler
Speeds: 1
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 137
Light Years: 2070.2380

Missions

Date Mission Pilot
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up Kpafun
120512   Word To Your Mother! Kpafun
120505   Super Mooning Kpafun
120421   Tea and Grackle WildKat
120414   Saturn in Opposition Instigator
111029   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels hackworth
111022   Bells Angels WildKat
110910   Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit hackworth
110903   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Shakes
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft metoikos
110813   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Shakes
110723   Gong Swimmin' Killabetes
110716   Bach in the USSR (boretum) Spark
110709   Asylum Reboot Torch
110416   To The Finish Bendy
110409   Repo Men Bendy
100925   Ground Pounder ZyGoat
100703   Exquisite Corpsicle Bendy
100410   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Kpafun
091010   Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Buckminister
090711   Curse of the Crone hackworth
090425   Space, the Final Funtier ld50
090404   Aplhamission eHawk
081025   Radiation Schmadiation eHawk
081011   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk eHawk
081004   Skunk Day eHawk
080920   Don't Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo eHawk
080913   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) eHawk
080614   Kick It Like Vomit eHawk
080524   Space Truckin' BaneThunderwolf
080517   Bicycle Boogie eHawk
080510   Mixtape Kamikaze
080502   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride eHawk
080426   Merit Badge eHawk
080412   Get Everyone Lathed eHawk
071020   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! eHawk
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! eHawk
071006   Skunk Day Honkfest eHawk
070721   SCULimpics 2007 eHawk
070602   SCUL Day 2007 Pretzel
070428   Ollie Ollie Oxen Free eHawk
061021   Whistle While You Twerk eHawk
061014   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) eHawk
061007   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Masokist
060916   Big Trouble In Little China eHawk
051001   OctoberTest Sweetums
050910   MooseDayCelebrated Dreamer
050903   Somethinorother Crumpet
050826   Operation Super Posi Sweetums
050820   EggToss Crumpet
050813   No NoWay Day Crumpet
050730   NamelessDay: Local Defense System™ Crumpet
050716   Post SCULimpics Sweetums
050702   WalTor Day (2005) Treehugger
050625   LowKey Crumpet
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Numbers
050611   HotandMoist Hapto
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Hapto
050528   FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day) PainBunny
050423   Radiation Overload Hapto
050416   MegaSethaliscous CaptainUnderpants
050402   Aplamission2005 CaptainUnderpants
041030   Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission) TightPants
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Oppo
041016   JumpStart Drunkle
041009   SkunkDay2004 LunaKahuna
040828   PicnicBasket(MooseDay) Babyshoot
040731   Tour De Nosepicker Tarantula
040718   I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man Tarantula
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Dirt
040703   Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? Sweetums
040626   FireFlies Chartreuse
040612   Studio53 Phooka
040515   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Phooka
040508   Derby Durby Derbie TorqueBox
040424   OppoOppo Onath
040417   StopNChop Natas
040410   BetaRide Phooka
040403   AlphaMission04 Trogdor
031101   Hallowheels2003 Crocodile
031025   As Seen On TV HoseClamp
031018   TourDeVille Phooka
031011   PumpUpTheVolume Ruckus
031004   SkunkDay2003 Ruckus
030927   SCULimpics 2003 MonkeyBoy
030920   ArborMayhem ShotClock
030913   PortFoint MonkeyBoy
030906   BreakingHeadlines Trackstar
030816   NoWay Day A-OK LeftyLucy
030809   LargeMelon EvilTwin
030802   StormTheCastle EvilTwin
030719   InmatesRunTheAsylum Rotwang
030712   HappyFunTimesBikeClub Threespeed
030705   Waltor Day 2003 BabyCrumbles
030531   DoubleClutchin'DieselDrenchin' pywaket
030524   TheBestLittleWarehouseInFenway moose
030510   GetOuttaTown Smasher
021102   Hallowheels JoMama
021026   LastDance grendel
021012   Radiation Control grendel
021005   Skunk Day Observed grendel
020928   SCULimpics 2002 grendel
020921   MassiveEntropyDenial grendel
020914   StickemUp grendel
020907   HanginTough RockStar
020810   CastleIsland Asher
020803   FullMoon-ing RockStar
020706   Submersion Shakes
020629   FieldTrip Scabs
020622   SuperLameOBailout grendel
020608   ShouldaBeenThere grendel
020601   SCUL Day 2002 MoneyShot
020511   ShakesRattle&Roll grendel
020420   Fresh Pond Chat ProfessorRhino
020413   5000MileMark Cockroach
020406   AlphaMission2002 Flasher
011006   ElCienLoco LoJack
010929   Storytime Turtle
010908   SkyLabSplashDown CleanPhil
010901   DownMechanicalLane SpeedMetal
010825   CatostrophicFailure grendel
010818   SCULimpics 2001 Games Spackle
010811   FilmNoir Sister
010804   PancreaticCramitore Diva
010728   JamaicaPain LoJack
010721   FlamingGlobe Odie
010714   NarrowPassage MegaTron
010707   WalTor Day Sparky
010701   Super Heavy Radiation PigPen
010624   SquareRide LoJack
010609   MoonOverAborertum Fex
010602   Mmmm....Ice Cream... Rumblefish
010428   GetLost RockStar
010421   BeepBeepBeepWhooo! Smasher
010414   ConstantGroovin' Shakes
010407   FirstOfficialMission Gropo
001029   Hallonwheels2000 MegaTron
Class: Battleship 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 6.901 
Handling Rating: 7.767 
Difficulty Rating: 2.894