Operation
Gelatinous Cube
A band of adventurers set off to find adventure. And adventure they
found.


The usual band of SCUL space pilots was nowhere to be found, and in
its place, a paladin, a thief, a cleric, an assassin, a wizard, a
few
gay lovers, some assorted nerds, and a dungeon master. And lots of
dice -- very nerdly dice. The most fearsome of which is the dreaded
1,537 mirror-sided deth-die which was constantly spinning to
determine
our fate (not a fair die.)


Repeated saving throw fail against mechanical marred our early
attempts to get the adventure off the ground. We eventually drummed
up
our courage, well met enough to attack a fearsome dino-dragon near
the
edge of the
dam Cambridge system, it was guarding something called the Museum of
Science. We're to understand this "science" forms the basis for
alchemy, but we shall leave this to our wise man on another day. In
the meantime -- there's a dino-dragon what needs slaying! It proved
too much for our meager axes and magic missiles, so the retreat was
sounded, and we scampered off most tail-tuckedly
overpowered.


Our adventures continued to the edge of the great nebula in
Southieshire. Upon seeing our fearsome red dragon-ship, one local
was
heard to remark: "Oh my gwaahd! Lookit the shaahk! Lookit!" The
local
constabulary was keen to give us a slow once over. Q said: "We come
in
peace.
We're nerds!" The constable replied: "Keep on nerding!" and was off
with a friendly wave. Remind me to buy them a pint of the finest
local
ale at the tavern for such upstanding service to the people!


After much general merriment with some girls from the local bawdy
house (how else would they know all the verses and dance to every
song?) and a bit of armor-free riding around, we headed back to our
home Duchy.


Nosepicker's new steed,
UltraSuperMegaMagicalRainbowUnicornSilverMagicWolfWizard.com, was
nearly cloven in twain upon hitting a tiny lady-jumper beetle-toad
along our path. Her carcass was left behind for the next shambling
mound to digest.


Our band of adventurers has returned to our home Duchy and will
spend
the next several rounds restoring hit points lost, and figuring out
how to load the next Dungeon Master's dice.






Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 253.76   Lieutenant
Buckminister Annihilation 459.167   Captain
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1329.87  
hackworth Synesthesia 563.031  
Kpafun Rambostiltskin 224.76   Lieutenant
ld50 Frek 372.024   Commander
Leotard Lazarus -588.377  
magneato Immaculate Taco 426.87   Senior Chief Petty Officer
moose Civilianship 39.952  
Nosepicker USMMRUSMWW.com 349.706   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pywaket Skylab 294.893   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Q Delirium 1125.04   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
SelfDestruct Summer 741.591   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 769.527   Captain
Treekiller chlorophyll 546.246   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
yt SecretAsianSCULly 377.794  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock magneato
Chalk Bag Nosepicker
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Q
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag SelfDestruct
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag Treekiller
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
MRC Officer Q
Navigator Fleet Admiral Skunk
RadioBox A hackworth
Recycler Q
Sentry yt
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Q
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Q
Sticker Bag yt
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner magneato
Tool Bag Buckminister
Wookiee Bag Threespeed
Division: MAD
Date: 05/29/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Dungeon of Nerds
Light Years: 17.761
G-Well Activity: 2.243
Technical Rating: 2.187