Operation
Bach in the USSR (boretum)
MRC was busy as a beeeehive as AngryCandy's overhaul under
SevenOfNine's stewardship, Stogie and Nosepicker's tandem tall takes
shape, and many other projects continue.


Wombat hatched a plan to go to the JPeeeee arboreeeetum and the
weather was perfect, so the word was passed that we'd be covering
some lightyears this Earth week, and we went.


16(?) doughty pilots launched.  Megaseth's main stage misfired
and he flamed out immediately, and a few minutes later we were
joined by Deathtrap. We proceeded by a convoluted and wormhole-laden
route to our goal, interrupted by heavy traffic in mid-Boston system
and one refueling stop.


Treeeez were achieved, and we chilled at Planet Arboretum under
powerful Earth moon rays.


Hackworth, YT, Keebler and Seven broke loose from the fleet and
sortied homeward at speed, and the remaining pilots journeyed home,
again by a wayward and scenic route. Despite the onset of some
serious bananarama, GooseTransport and Spark continued their
maggoting with full honors.


When all was said and done, we managed to pass through 12 different
neighborhoods of Boston, and in record time too, making it back to
base well before sunrise. And, in over 400 pilot-ly there were no
mechanicals. Mad props to our tight mechangineeeering crew!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 569.078  
DeathTrap Civilianship 65.334   Lieutenant Commander
excess Mjollnir 875.053   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1843.78  
GooseTransport Anger 0  
hackworth Torpor 1173.95  
Keebler Phlox 606.462   Commodore
Leotard Lazarus 558   Commodore
Nosepicker Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino 394.821   Lieutenant
SevenOfNine Sloth 597.128   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Spark Devastation 0  
steerpike Pestilence 232.766   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Stogie Wingnut 934.018  
Treekiller chlorophyll 1023.98  
vomit Famine 325.644  
Wombat One Night Stand 752.238  
yt SecretAsianSCULly 460.379  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Chalk Bag GooseTransport
ComSat Monkey excess
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Leotard
Deck Officer Asst. Leotard
Flat Bag Stogie
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag Treekiller
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Wombat
RadioBox A Treekiller
Recycler Spark
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Leotard
Sticker Bag Keebler
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Treekiller
Tool Bag Bendy
Wookiee Bag hackworth
Division: MAD
Date: 07/16/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: treeez
Light Years: 28.29
G-Well Activity: 4.204
Technical Rating: 4.55