Frame huck, Skid, Doubles, Doublemint, Limbo, Donut, DerbySplat, and
Chopperball events were carried out with success. Rorty
times were had by all including tallbike doubles, suicide ribbon
grabs, and frame destruction by means of large asteroid. Winners and
losers alike were feted with many refreshing water balloons except in
the case of Chopperball where winners will be determined as soon as
figures out the rules.
No major mechanicals occurred, and only moderate bloodshed.
Kudos to our two brave transport supports without whom crucial shade,
beer and meat molecules would have been sorely lacking.