Status: Success

Operation

Hullraiser, Century 2014

This week we embarked on another epic 100 light-year adventure to make the long haul down to Hull. Dr.Claw planned the route and navigated, taking us to faraway systems never before visited by SCUL. Barely 0.3 light-years into the mission, Lucifer suffered a mechanical — a broken shift cable — that left Civitron with but one gear. We worked around the situation by manually putting the ship into the most comfortable gear and using the limiting screws to lock it there. Snow tagged along for the first part of the mission on his civiship, but tweaked his knee around the JP system, and eventually bailed around light-year 40. More details to come soon.

*motorcycle gang with escape pod
*Tard plants unreachable barnacle on the Hull wind turbine, massive sticker attached to adjacent graffiti wall.
*encountered the same tubby trailer-crushing jerkface from last year's Omegamission at the same exact intersection, 200 feet from the landing pad

Memorable quotes:
"That doesn't exist."
"What is going on?"
"That is how you move"
"I don't have to tell you, look at you all, your balls are hanging out. Just look at you!"
"I'm so on molly"
"I like the future, but I want a flying car."
"Hi kids"
"Ill"
"Sick"
"Fresh"
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 2849.07   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Civitron Lucifer 895.92   Vice Admiral
Dead Bride Barf Bag (Bombardier) 1057.18   Petty Officer Second Class
DrClaw Shockwave 3061.64  
Epoxy Barf Bag 824.401   Ensign
Leotard Hippogriff 1864.1   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Snow Civilian Ship 204.603  
Wombat ATM Machine 1854.79   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Task Force Pilot
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Com-Sat 1 Leotard
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
Damage Control Dead Bride
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Gate Attendant Dead Bride
Medi Bag Leotard
Mission Leader DrClaw
Mission Reporter Wombat
Navigator DrClaw
Print Jockey BaneThunderwolf
Radiobox 1 DrClaw
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Still Cam Dead Bride
Tailgunner BaneThunderwolf
Tool Bag Epoxy
Wookiee Bag DrClaw

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date09/20/2014
OriginFort Tyler
Destination100 LY or butts!
Light Years100.4027
G-Well Activity1.6132
Technical Rating2.184