Operation
Take 'er Easy
The battalion set out to slack off as much as possible while still accomplishing mission objectives.

The first mission objective, ice cream, was accomplished with a stop at JPL in the Davis Constellation. After a stop at a refueling station, we headed out to the Charlestown Navy yard. Skunk gave the fleet a helpful tip off that railroad tracks in space dust can be hazardous, and put an even finer point on it by abandoning ship. Once making it out the the Charleston Navy yard, we picknicked, Rocket tapdanced on the table, Dr. Claw repaired Cloudbuster's damaged droids, and a group of pilots derbied.

On the way back, we made a quick stop at the playground, XXIII sat on the fence to accomplish the mission objective and we continued. Once returning to launchpad, 13 out of 14 pilots took the early bailout option (approximately) halfway through. Bane Thunderwolf completed the second half of the mission with a quick circle while the rest of the pilots slacked off and collected mission pins.

Total mission: less than 15 light years, and didn't even come close to seeing the day star. Slacking complete.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 847.828   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Amethyst Chastity 0  
Bacchus Yer Mom 0  
BaneThunderwolf Darkendank 729.622   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Deadblow Honey Buzzard 198.131  
dogi Mad Rabbit 452.528   Captain
DrClaw Skywarp 368.288  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 622.206  
Goku El Guapo 0   Recruit
Leotard Kraken 394.71   Commander
Natas Annihilation 247.863   Recruit
Rocket Bieber Fever 281.736   Chief Petty Officer
Snow Ez Raider 167.61  
Wombat Pale Horse 313.672  
XXIII ReFLEX 149.347  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock dogi
Chalk Bag Rocket
Cleaner Fleet Admiral Skunk
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
ComSat Monkey DrClaw
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Asst. BaneThunderwolf
Filmer AceHole
Flat Bag Bacchus
Food Wrangler Red Squirrel
Medi Bag Leotard
Minister of Zoobs dogi
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Natas
Mission Reporter Amethyst
Navigator Snow
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox B Leotard
RadioBox C AceHole
Recycler Leotard
Sentry BaneThunderwolf
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Still Cam DrClaw
Tailgunner AceHole
Tool Bag Deadblow
Wookiee Bag AceHole
Division: MAD
Date: 08/08/2015
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Slack
Light Years: 11.8358
G-Well Activity: 0.4018
Technical Rating: 0.8206