Take 'er Easy
The battalion set out to slack off as much as possible while still accomplishing mission objectives.
The first mission objective, ice cream, was accomplished with a stop at JPL in the Davis Constellation. After a stop at a refueling station, we headed out to the Charlestown Navy yard. Skunk gave the fleet a helpful tip off that railroad tracks in space dust can be hazardous, and put an even finer point on it by abandoning ship. Once making it out the the Charleston Navy yard, we picknicked, Rocket tapdanced on the table, Dr. Claw repaired Cloudbuster's damaged droids, and a group of pilots derbied.
On the way back, we made a quick stop at the playground, XXIII sat on the fence to accomplish the mission objective and we continued. Once returning to launchpad, 13 out of 14 pilots took the early bailout option (approximately) halfway through. Bane Thunderwolf completed the second half of the mission with a quick circle while the rest of the pilots slacked off and collected mission pins.
Total mission: less than 15 light years, and didn't even come close to seeing the day star. Slacking complete.