Status: Success


Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now)

Dress for the altar, darling -- princess bride, flowergirl, maid of
honor and dowager queen, we'll need 'em all. Till death do us part.


- Of course.

Did it live up to the hype?

- Do you even have to ask?

Was it worthy of CHOPKU?

- Feast upon it:

Ode To Hapto - by Wombat:

Glitter everywhere...

On my arms, under my shirt.

Get out of my hair!

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24 lovely pilots in blazing finery of Princessness on deck to make
wishes of well upon Hapto and bust FUNK in her honor href="">in the land of hobos by the train

Hapto bestowed upon a few lucky pilots the following glories:

Order of href="">Stalwart
- Metoikos

Order of Firelight (2) - Wombat and Dr. Claw

Order of OMG href="">BBQ - Skunk

Order of Smoking
- Stogie

Order of Iron Vagina - Seven of Nine

Possessors of magical Lucky
got to witness the creation of the medals on Hapto's

Hapto's navigation is
legendary for twisty-turniness… 't'would be href="">inconceivable
have it any other way.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Chrome Pony (Bombardier) 352.394  
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 163.963   Commander
Civitron Annihilation 1115.29   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Concarne Energy 177.181   Aviator First Class
DrClaw One Night Stand 548.972  
eXceSs Ez Raider 224.678  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 594.574  
Frenchy Spooky Pirate 173.95   Aviator First Class
hackworth Torpor 652.581  
Hapto Angry Candy (Passenger) 460.093   Chief Petty Officer
Kpafun Civilian Ship 28.113   Petty Officer Third Class
Leotard Trinity 371.414  
metoikos Darkendank 433.949   Vice Admiral
Monkeyboy Civilian Ship 28.113   Pilot
Nosepicker Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino 167.167  
parmesan Chastity 0   Pilot
Poutine Yer Mom 140.565   Aviator First Class
Seven Of Nine Swamp Thing 207.657  
Sprocket War 0  
Stogie Moneypenny 1129.46  
vomit Famine 394.044  
Wombat Chrome Pony 333.565  
Yarko Sloth 87.6854   Aviator
yt Secret Asian SCULly 212.938  
ZyGoat Wingnut 134.559  
Task Force Pilot
Airlock parmesan
Beer Wrangler hackworth
Com-Sat 1 DrClaw
Damage Control hackworth
Deck Officer metoikos
Flat Bag Hapto
Gate Attendant Stogie
Medi Bag Yarko
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer metoikos
Mission Leader Hapto
Mission Reporter Stogie
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Hapto
Radiobox 1 Leotard
Sentry Civitron
Skynet Operator Pre Wombat
Sticker Bag eXceSs
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Civitron
Tool Bag Civitron
Wookiee Bag Leotard

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Joy
Light Years11.154
G-Well Activity1.677
Technical Rating4.128