Status: Success


SCUL Day 2008

This may in fact go down as the mission with the most navigators, unless Appleseed had in fact turned into one of those super-talented polymorphs. We launched from Fort Summer at close to the appointed mission hour with a few maggots and a babymaggot (Swass!) in tow. This despite TrezBonez efforts to throw Buckminister for a loop with an early onset mechanical. We got our jam on and managed to early direct highland ave traffic, which was great except for the backing up highland ave a bit. We circled the Davis Constellation a few times before hitting up Fort Houston-we-have-a-problem to take care of Acehole's groove problem. Oh, and Mechanical! in space!

From there it was a top secret route involving hills and near disco star hits as we made our way to the JP system. Through some creative team consensus navigating we made it most of the way to Buntjigger's BBQ, however there was some confusion after some gnarly g-well activity near her fort left us all incredibly drained (in space) and unable to read the street sign that... oh right... wasn't there. No matter. We in fact found the amazing downhill and managed to pull out of orbit without killing too many anythings. I do believe this effort put our friendly navi-polymorph in jeopardy and appleseed wasn't seen again. Buntjigger ensured that pilots were provided with molecules of joy. Launch down the hill was pretty neat. I'm sure other pilots beside me got bruised trying to leave the BBQ orbit.

Space was now our frontier as we fought our way through 2 navigators on to the Arrrr-boretoreum. We made it though there was some more bailing, but also some floatie additions to our merry crew. We made it to the top of the Arrrrr-boretoreum and ignited small photon ray sticks and ran around, and what happened to all the space suits? Some pilots are just so brave... space walking... without a spacesuit.... in space.

We hit up a refuelling station not long after, said goodbye to the JP system locals of our crew, and headed on home, with a great view of this weird star event as we crossed the wormhole gateway back into the Cambridge system. Oh, and polymorphing navimagator struck again on that last stretch. I guess it's not fun if the tailgunner only gets one pilot to try and coordinate with.

Despite intense amounts of lens flare, we made it to the landing pad in style and concluded the 13th anniversary celebration of scul. Hip hip... hooray, in space!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 273.435   Lieutenant Commander
Appleseed Lust 392.222   Ensign
Axeman Storm Rider 408.173   Lieutenant Commander
Bravo War 0   Pilot
Buckminister Trez Bonz 343.767   Commodore
dillweed Ooh La La 458.145   Lieutenant Commander
Dr HeadCrash Catastrophe 627.379   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
eHawk Rauchbier 452.875  
Evil Twin Delirium 274.035   Master Chief Petty Officer
Exon Curb Burner 254.623   Petty Officer Third Class
Feet Filled With Creamy Goodness 293.435   Petty Officer Third Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 805.326  
Hapto Basquiat 293.402   Commander
Leotard Lazarus 618.051   Vice Admiral
magneato Pascal's Triangle 429.435   Vice Admiral
Nameless Vertigo 471.083   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Nixie Spooky Pirate 327.405   Petty Officer First Class
Nosepicker Quaziscroto 162.874   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
NoWay Annihilation 421.798   Petty Officer First Class
pecan Popcycle 226.436  
pywaket Skylab 467.585   Captain
Rotwang Paranoia 308.056   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Samurai Heartbreaker 264.338   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Shakes Pride 351.584   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sniffles Swamp Thing 358.332   Master Chief Petty Officer
steerpike Famine 0  
swass Sloth 0   Pilot
Twitch Summer 478.301  
UglySac Watch the Chrome 273.435  
vomit Jan Brady 293.279  
Yarko Darkendank 0   Pilot
Zilch Mjollnir 0  
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Beer Mule pywaket
Beer Wrangler steerpike
Compressor Wrangler Feet
Damage Control magneato
Deck Officer eHawk
Flat Bag Axeman
Medi Bag Bravo
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter eHawk
Navigator Appleseed
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Promoter pecan
Radio Wrangler Sniffles
Recycler Nixie
Sentry Yarko
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam swass
Tailgunner dillweed
Tool Bag pywaket

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Summer
DestinationOMG BBQ Berkeley Buntjigger Boretum
Light Years22.327
G-Well Activity5.463
Technical Rating4.57