Operation
SCUL Day 2008

This may in fact go down as the mission with the most navigators,
unless Appleseed had in fact turned into one of those super-talented
polymorphs. We launched from Fort Summer at close to the appointed
mission hour with a few maggots and a babymaggot (Swass!) in tow. This
despite TrezBonez efforts to throw Buckminister for a loop with an
early onset mechanical. We got our jam on and managed to early direct
highland ave traffic, which was great except for the backing up
highland ave a bit. We circled the Davis Constellation a few times
before hitting up Fort Houston-we-have-a-problem to take care of
Acehole's groove problem. Oh, and Mechanical! in space!



From there it was a top secret route involving hills and near disco
star hits as we made our way to the JP system. Through some creative
team consensus navigating we made it most of the way to Buntjigger's
BBQ, however there was some confusion after some gnarly g-well
activity near her fort left us all incredibly drained (in space) and
unable to read the street sign that... oh right... wasn't there. No
matter. We in fact found the amazing downhill and managed to pull out
of orbit without killing too many anythings. I do believe this effort
put our friendly navi-polymorph in jeopardy and appleseed wasn't seen
again. Buntjigger ensured that pilots were provided with molecules of
joy. Launch down the hill was pretty neat. I'm sure other pilots
beside me got bruised trying to leave the BBQ orbit.



Space was now our frontier as we fought our way through 2
navigators on to the Arrrr-boretoreum. We made it though there was
some more bailing, but also some floatie additions to our merry crew.
We made it to the top of the Arrrrr-boretoreum and ignited small
photon ray sticks and ran around, and what happened to all the space
suits? Some pilots are just so brave... space walking... without a
spacesuit.... in space.



We hit up a refuelling station not long after, said goodbye to the
JP system locals of our crew, and headed on home, with a great view of
this weird star event as we crossed the wormhole gateway back into the
Cambridge system. Oh, and polymorphing navimagator struck again on
that last stretch. I guess it's not fun if the tailgunner only gets
one pilot to try and coordinate with.



Despite intense amounts of lens flare, we made it to the landing
pad in style and concluded the 13th anniversary celebration of scul.
Hip hip... hooray, in space!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 273.435   Lieutenant Commander
Appleseed Lust 392.222   Ensign
Axeman Storm Rider 408.173   Lieutenant Commander
Bravo War 0   Recruit
Buckminister Trez Bonz 243.767  
dillweed Ooh La La 458.145   Lieutenant Commander
DrHeadCrash Catastrophe 627.379   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
eHawk Rauchbier 452.875  
EvilTwin Delirium 274.035   Master Chief Petty Officer
Exon Curb Burner 254.623   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Feet FilledWithCreamyGoodness 293.435   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 805.326  
Hapto Basquiat 293.402   Commander
Leotard Lazarus 518.051   Vice Admiral
magneato Pascal's Triangle 329.435   Vice Admiral
Nameless Vertigo 471.083   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Nixie Spooky Pirate 327.405   Petty Officer 1st Class
Nosepicker Quaziscroto 162.874   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
NoWay Annihilation 421.798   Petty Officer 1st Class
pecan Popcycle 226.436  
pywaket Skylab 467.585   Captain
Rotwang Paranoia 308.056   Ensign
Samurai Heartbreaker 264.338   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Shakes Pride 351.584   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sniffles Swamp Thing 358.332   Master Chief Petty Officer
steerpike Famine 0  
swass Sloth 0   Recruit
Twitch Summer 478.301  
UglySac WatchTheChrome 273.435  
vomit JanBrady 293.279  
Yarko Darkendank 0   Recruit
Zilch Mjollnir 0  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Compressor Wrangler Feet
Damage Control magneato
Deck Officer eHawk
Flat Bag Axeman
Medi Bag Bravo
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter eHawk
Navigator Appleseed
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Sniffles
Recycler Nixie
Sentry Yarko
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam swass
Tailgunner dillweed
Tool Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 06/07/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: OMGBBQBerkeleyBuntjiggerBoretum
Light Years: 22.327
G-Well Activity: 5.463
Technical Rating: 4.57