Chicken Little Rides Again!
Visiting Zoobomb dignitary will did not make the rendez-vous. Too
bad. It was a good time.
MISSION PREBRIEFING: Hapto Navigates. All will die, fashionably.
Group communication, and prudent ship choice and levels of sobriety
will be paramount.
OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! its the end of the road!
"No. No its not." as Hapto lead the fearless battalion around the
corner in a deserted quadrant of the starsystem.
OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! That's a really big puddle!
"Yes. Yes it is" as Hapto lead the fearless battalion through the
radiation zone, and buzzed the affected pilots for a closer look.
BabyMaggot Bendy took off his shoe and run out his sock.
OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! I need to pee!
"Affirmative" And Hapto lead the fearless battalion through the
basketball courts, over the baseball asteroid field, and to the
'yellow nebula' where this sort of business could be taken care of.
OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! Its Beezwax!
"Duh, she practically lives here." Said Hapto as the fearless pilots
acquired a veggie burger and refreshments from the Open Bicycle
Cantina and Art Gallery. Grimlocke, Treehugger and Sassy Boyfriend
floated along and joined the fray.
OMG OMG! HAPTO! PHOTO OP!
"Clearly." And Hapto spun around the asteroid planet to and commanded
the pilots to "get on the wall!"
OMG OMG HAPTO! I left my space-slacket at the Globe!
"Then we shall return to find it" Even tho it wasn't there. And we'd
collected all the groove on the first visit. It seems that they always
make more steam.
OMG OMG HAPTO! ST! ST! ST!
"whatever, he's just going to ask us to keep the laser battles and
sonic disrupting to a minimum" And it was truth, though they'd been
chasing us all over Somerville and Cambridge like "Pump up the Volume"
in Space. They had to use their Trianugulamators and their best
scientists to find us... and it was hard work.
And then OMG! Hapto took one more sharp and highly unexpected left
turn and we returned to base.