Status: Success


Chicken Little Rides Again!

Visiting Zoobomb dignitary will did not make the rendez-vous. Too
bad. It was a good time.


MISSION PREBRIEFING: Hapto Navigates. All will die, fashionably.
Group communication, and prudent ship choice and levels of sobriety
will be paramount.

OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! its the end of the road!

"No. No its not." as Hapto lead the fearless battalion around the
corner in a deserted quadrant of the starsystem.

OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! That's a really big puddle!

"Yes. Yes it is" as Hapto lead the fearless battalion through the
radiation zone, and buzzed the affected pilots for a closer look.
BabyMaggot Bendy took off his shoe and run out his sock.

OMG OMG OMG HAPTO! I need to pee!

"Affirmative" And Hapto lead the fearless battalion through the
basketball courts, over the baseball asteroid field, and to the
'yellow nebula' where this sort of business could be taken care of.


"Duh, she practically lives here." Said Hapto as the fearless pilots
acquired a veggie burger and refreshments from the Open Bicycle
Cantina and Art Gallery. Grimlocke, Treehugger and Sassy Boyfriend
floated along and joined the fray.


"Clearly." And Hapto spun around the asteroid planet to and commanded
the pilots to "get on the wall!"

OMG OMG HAPTO! I left my space-slacket at the Globe!

"Then we shall return to find it" Even tho it wasn't there. And we'd
collected all the groove on the first visit. It seems that they always
make more steam.


"whatever, he's just going to ask us to keep the laser battles and
sonic disrupting to a minimum" And it was truth, though they'd been
chasing us all over Somerville and Cambridge like "Pump up the Volume"
in Space. They had to use their Trianugulamators and their best
scientists to find us... and it was hard work.

And then OMG! Hapto took one more sharp and highly unexpected left
turn and we returned to base.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy D.B. Cooper 0   Pilot
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 169.469  
Dandilyon Dax Spooky Pirate 0  
eHawk Yer Mom 258.39   Ensign
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 535.524  
Hapto Basquiat 377.336   Petty Officer Second Class
Joyride Stilleto 235.32  
Leotard Lazarus 775.702   Vice Admiral
Nosepicker Swamp Thing 284.657   Master Chief Petty Officer
Q Delirium 534.985   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Damage Control eHawk
Deck Officer Leotard
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Food Wrangler Bendy
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Hapto
MRC Officer Q
Navigator Hapto
Radiobox 1 Leotard
Skynet Operator Pre Leotard
Sticker Bag Dandilyon Dax
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Bendy

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Bartlett
DestinationTour-de-parking lot
Light Years13.052
G-Well Activity1.918
Technical Rating4.656