We went to visit one Wounded Bird, ended up finding TWO!
Also, TITANIUM SWARF!
With great skill this crack team of pilots executed the mission while
evading certain death by radiation. We cheered up poor Self-Destruct
and kidnapped his podmate. We listened up as the Fleet Admiral gave us
a supersecret tour of an undisclosed location. We were nutrified. We
were edified. We were tiredefied. Hard lessons were learned by LD50,
who had just christened his new craft: Chopper ballet can be
dangerous! Asphalt is full of derailleur-eating bacteria! Amazing
field repair was done. Two wide-eyed pre-babymaggots observed all and
carried their weight in bags. We rode with completely dry butts 'til
the birds started sqwakin' and the sky started lightenin'.