Status: Destroyed

USB Skylab

One of the most loved HARVs in the fleet, Skylab causes fear amongst the mortals below. Some of our favorite memories are the rear cog shearing off and watching Gropo man SKP Bonnie & Clyde for the rest of the long mission (SCUL day 2002). Another Skylab memory involves Gropo getting sucked into a radiation pool at the Public Gardens of the Boston System (SkyLabSplashDown 2001). The most recent fun time memory is Monyshot's recent navigator duties on Skylab. We frequently had to remind him that he cannot go in front of himself or be fined 50 points.

In recent years, Skylab fell on harder times, developing several irreparable structural issues. In one of its last missions ever, Skylab had the unfortunate distinction of producing the only mechanical on all of Century 2012 — less than two light years from the landing pad! Sadly, Skylab was decommissioned on the afternoon of SCUL Day 2013, its mighty fork salvaged to become the foundation around which its eventual successor will be built.

Theme song: The Trip-Roni Size Remix by Skylab (picked by Sadie Blake)


Light Years3274.979
Thrust Rating8.89
Handling Rating2.34
Difficulty Rating7.76
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeSchwinn Varsity and Other Miscellany
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
Christened on000722
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroSide-pull Caliper
Primary RetroDisc


121103   Novemberiffic Omegamission BaneThunderwolf
121013   Century 2012 BaneThunderwolf
121006   Skunk Day 2012 BaneThunderwolf
120929   Chasing The Stars With The Starchasers beezwax
120922   Where Is Wombat? beezwax
120915   Project MUM BaneThunderwolf
120901   Night of the Living U-Hauls BaneThunderwolf
120825   For Tinman BaneThunderwolf
120818   Flight of the Bumblebee BaneThunderwolf
120811   Shabadoonicorn BaneThunderwolf
120728   Poseidon's Pimple BaneThunderwolf
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? DrClaw
120414   Saturn in Opposition BaneThunderwolf
120407   Cranktabulous Alphamission! BaneThunderwolf
111022   Bells Angels bitwise
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft BaneThunderwolf
110709   Asylum Reboot eXceSs
110702   Wild Goose Chase Plasmonster
110625   Turn It Up WolfHawk
110604   SCULimpics 2011 eXceSs
110528   Picnic By The Sea BaneThunderwolf
110514   Cold Fusion Reactor eXceSs
110430   Let Them Eat Cake Plasmonster
110416   To The Finish Sadie Blake
110409   Repo Men eXceSs
110402   AlphaMission Wombat
100828   Hammer and Tongs pywaket
100814   Farmworth: Intergalactic! pywaket
100724   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Sadie Blake
100717   OMGPWNIES pywaket
100710   Heavy Nebula Immersion Dozer
100703   Exquisite Corpsicle pywaket
100529   Gelatinous Cube pywaket
100522   Secret Places Gonzo
100501   Articular Matters pywaket
100417   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish magneato
100410   Blue Angels in a Ho-down pywaket
100402   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 pywaket
091031   Hallowheels 2009 Plasmonster
091017   No Dis-integration Axeman
091003   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 pywaket
090912   Puddle Jumpers magneato
090905   Stormin' the Castle Gonzo
090822   Nitrogen Poop Monkey pywaket
090808   Toast to Toast Century pywaket
090718   Peeecamatic: Pechanical Dozer
090711   Curse of the Crone pywaket
090620   Wounded Bird pywaket
090523   Beach 'n' Heat ld50
090516   Fro00oot L0o0ops pywaket
090502   Art Like a Fart pywaket
090425   Space, the Final Funtier pywaket
090404   Aplhamission magneato
081018   Downtown Dr HeadCrash
080927   What, Radiation Again? pywaket
080920   Don't Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo BaneThunderwolf
080913   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) pywaket
080830   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? SayAgain
080823   Dance & Derby Dr HeadCrash
080816   Friendly Fire Leotard
080809   SCULimpics ld50
080802   Lost Boys Dr HeadCrash
080719   So Hot My Mission Name Melted Kamikaze
080712   Balls in Spaaaaaaace pywaket
080705   Waltor Day Carnival pywaket
080628   S'more In Store magneato
080621   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Dr HeadCrash
080614   Kick It Like Vomit magneato
080607   SCUL Day 2008 pywaket
080531   Starship Safari magneato
080524   Space Truckin' magneato
080517   Bicycle Boogie pywaket
080510   Mixtape Dozer
080426   Merit Badge Dozer
080419   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day ApeMan
080412   Get Everyone Lathed magneato
080405   AlphaMissle 08 pywaket
071231   Points We Hardly Knew Ye pywaket
071224   Santa Rode a Tallbike pywaket
071027   Omegamission pywaket
071020   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! pywaket
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! magneato
070929   Walking the Party Line pywaket
070811   Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] AceHole
070804   Radiation Treatment AceHole
070728   Hapto Day pywaket
070721   SCULimpics 2007 pywaket
070715   WalTor Day Leotard
070701   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! pywaket
070623   Fresh (Pond) Air dillweed
070615   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Rotwang
070602   SCUL Day 2007 Dozer
070526   Rotwang Day Dozer
070421   Down By The Old Mill Stream... pywaket
070421   OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers pywaket
070414   Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day] pywaket
070407   ALPHA 007 pywaket
061021   Whistle While You Twerk pywaket
061014   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) AceHole
060806   Design Skwad pywaket
060805   Swing Set (Diva Day) Rotwang
060729   Subconscious Party Triumphus
060716   SCULimpics De-Briefing pywaket
060715   SCULimpics 2006 AceHole
060708   Waltor Day 2006 pywaket
060701   First of July Spooky
060617   Vomit Day2006 Spooky
060610   Rumble In Somerville AceHole
060527   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) pywaket
060520   Crack Day Of Awesome Pengo
060506   Alphamission 06 Brewer
051030   Hallowheels05 Fleet Admiral Skunk
050903   Somethin or other Pengo
050826   Operation Super Posi Pengo
050820   Egg Toss Brewer
050813   No NoWay Day snarly
050730   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Pengo
050723   Megaseth Day Onath
050716   Post SCULimpics Nosepicker
050702   WalTor Day (2005) snarly
050625   LowKey snarly
050611   Hot and Moist Brewer
050604   SCUL Day 2005 pywaket
050514   Stoodio53 Wrench
050430   Nothing But Strong Rotwang
050423   Radiation Overload Fleet Admiral Skunk
050402   Aplamission 05 Tarantula
041030   Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Rotwang
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Nosepicker
040905   Southern Exposure (Century 04) Nosepicker
040828   Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Nosepicker
040807   Booty Camp pywaket
040731   Tour De Nosepicker Nosepicker
040724   Naked Keg Party Rotwang
040717   SCULimpics 2004 Zappa
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Nosepicker
040626   FireFlies Nosepicker
040620   LoveTrain pywaket
040619   I Dunno (vomit day) Monkeyboy
040612   Studio 53 Nosepicker
040605   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Rotwang
040529   Wherever The Wind Blows Nosepicker
040522   Howdy Partner (Rotwang Day) Nosepicker
040508   Derby Durby Derbie Nosepicker
040403   Alphamission 04 beezwax
030906   Breaking Headlines beezwax
030823   Don't Tell Mom TorqueBox
030816   NoWay Day A-OK Monkeyboy
030809   Large Melon Monkeyboy
030802   Storm The Castle Nameless
030726   Two Miles Per Hour Monkeyboy
030719   Inmates Run The Asylum Monkeyboy
030712   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Monkeyboy
030705   Waltor Day 2003 pywaket
030628   Take The Plunge MoneyShot
030621   Vomit Day 03 MoneyShot
030614   Double Distress Call LoJack
030517   Crack Day 2003 Monkeyboy
030510   Get Outta Town Giraffe
030503   Back In The Saddle Monkeyboy
030419   MegaSeth Day LoJack
030412   SloMoBetaMission Monkeyboy
021102   Hallowheels Monkeyboy
021026   Last Dance Vegetable
021019   Take The Canoli Giraffe
021012   Radiation Control LoJack
021005   Skunk Day Observed Monkeyboy
020928   SCULimpics 2002 NoWay
020921   Massive Entropy Denial Vegetable
020914   Stickem Up Giraffe
020907   Hangin Tough Monkeyboy
020817   NoWay Day 2002 Monkeyboy
020804   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Return Giraffe
020802   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Giraffe
020706   Submersion Giraffe
020413   5000 Mile Mark NoWay
011006   El Cien Loco NoWay
010908   Skylab Splashdown Gropo
010901   Down Mechanical Lane LoJack
010811   Film Noir MRI
010804   Pancreatic Cramitore Pikachu
010728   Jamaica Pain NoWay
010721   FlamingGlobe LoJack
010714   Narrow Passage LoJack
010707   WalTor Day NoWay
010701   Super Heavy Radiation NoWay
010624   Square Ride Gossimar
010609   Moon Over Aborertum NoWay
010512   Shake Yer Booty Gropo
010428   Get Lost Gropo
010407   Aplhamission 21 Zeus
001014   Moon Over Arboretum Gropo
001009   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Gropo
001007   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Gropo
001001   Close-Up And Personal Gropo
000906   Logan Express Gossimar
000722   Seige This Zeus
971004   IHOP Suicide Mission Fleet Admiral Skunk