Status: Damaged

JVH ShortBus


Summer? Not bendy enough.

Compliance? Too tall.

Chastity? I wish it was bigger.



This ship is made of two granny bikes and some junk. It
features cottered-frame construction. Its mighty triple helm
testifies to the power of hose clamps. It is safe for all pilots.


The short bus stops for you. Because you're special.

Specifications

ClassBattleship
ConfigurationFighter
Missions3
Light Years45.999
Thrust Rating3.179
Handling Rating2.221
Difficulty Rating8.255
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type1 Schwinn + 1 Schwinnoid
Chief EngineerLeotard
BuilderLeotard
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginDusty scary basements
Christened on080614
LocationFort Madison
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
100508   Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation Leotard
090822   Nitrogen Poop Monkey Leotard
080614   Kick It Like Vomit Leotard