Summer? Not bendy enough.

Compliance? Too tall.

Chastity? I wish it was bigger.

This ship is made of two granny bikes and some junk. It
features cottered-frame construction. Its mighty triple helm
testifies to the power of hose clamps. It is safe for all pilots.

The short bus stops for you. Because you're special.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Damaged
Ship Class: Battleship
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: 1 Schwinn + 1 Schwinnoid
Origin: Dusty scary basements
Chief Engineer: Leotard
Builder: Leotard
Welder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Commission Date: 080614
Location: Fort Madison
Speeds: 1
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 3
Light Years: 45.9990


Date Mission Pilot
100508   Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation Leotard
090822   Nitrogen PoopMonkey Leotard
080614   Kick It Like Vomit Leotard
Class: Battleship 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 3.179 
Handling Rating: 2.221 
Difficulty Rating: 8.255