Super Mooning: The Revenge
Tonight, again, the Moon is at its closest, most powerful and most pungent so that only the might of the SCUL Armada could prevent the takeover of peace-loving planet Earth by the despicable Lunarians. In order to defeat the Moon we would need to combine the sublime secrets of the aquatic polyps with the esoteric knowledge of the spider people.
We started our journey in a circuitous way to confuse their Plasma-Doppler Radar and scraped through some minor ion-radiation. On arrival at the ocean planet of Myston we frolicked freely with the aquatic polyps while observed from above by Horus, but he did not interfere. After much badgering they shared with us the secret knowledge (which must remain secret).
As we were departing we encountered an undercover SCUL agent accompanied by a beautiful dinosaur girl and we wished them much luck on their mission.
On our way to the planet of the spider people we refueled at the 7-11 orbital platform and acquired much cheese at a very reasonable price. Though the cheese was not particularly fresh, it was still a good deal. Following a series of gravity wells we arrived at the spider web-city of Galler-ia the day before their great race. After socializing by playing with giant balls suspended in their web-city we gained the trust of the spider-people elders who shared with us their great esoteric secrets.
Armed with the knowledge we needed (which must remain secret) we then engaged the enemy in 3 desperate rounds of ship-to-ship combat adjacent to an ancient space-mine field. In the end we were victorious.
For this year.....
Derby wins by Dr.Claw, Deathtrap, and Frenchy.
Medal of Chic to Poutine for her fabulous outfit.