Status: Damaged

JVH Trinity

Behold the holy fire!

Trinity's heptagonal frame comprises a Schwinn, a Huffy and a Univega, symbolizing respectively the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. The Univega was the commute ship of Professor Hermann Haus, late of MIT, whose Earthly life ended while ascending a G-well on it.  His obituary is here. May he rest in peace.

This ship is loud and blinky and smart, sporting literally hundreds of RGB LED's controlled by several Tarduino's. Being of the Episcopalian faith, it has received the priestly sacrament of mechanical unction, composed of mingled holy water and chain lube. It has served as the emergency backup for Cloudbuster and is a rolling laboratory of destruction.

In 2019, builder and pilot Leotard ejected forcefully from Trinity and ruptured their ACL. After reconstruction they are no longer able to fly it (nerves mostly). During the cancelled 2020 season the ship has remained out of service, and its future remains to be seen.

Theme song: Shining Star by Earth, Wind and Fire


Light Years3052.092
Thrust Rating3.188
Handling Rating2.647
Difficulty Rating7.65
Max Warp5

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeSchwuffyvega
Chief EngineerLeotard
OriginOut of the everywhere
Christened on100821
LocationFort Madison
Navi RetroCenter Pull Caliper
Primary RetroCenter Pull Caliper


191026   Border Patrol Leotard
191005   Skunk Day 50 Leotard
190928   Princess Bride Leotard
190914   Pilots Need Pampers Leotard
190907   The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Leotard
190831   Quest For Dark Matter Leotard
190810   Night Watch R3dux BaneThunderwolf
190803   Parable of the Pearacle Leotard
190727   Reindeer Games Leotard
190720   A Trip to the Moon Leotard
190713   Splashdown! Leotard
190616   Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Leotard
190601   The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19 Leotard
190525   Life Support Synthesis Leotard
190511   Tribblespottin' Leotard
190504   May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Leotard
181103   Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Leotard
181013   Alien Egg Investigation Leotard
181007   A HONKing Good Time Leotard
181006   Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Leotard
180915   Cats In Space Leotard
180908   Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission Leotard
180818   Chalk-Full-O'Funk Leotard
180721   Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Leotard
180714   Flight of the Aviator Leotard
180707   Planetary Prom Night Leotard
180623   Tell and Show Leotard
180616   Double Dippin' Leotard
180609   Confusion Reigns perilous
180602   Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Leotard
180526   SCUL Day 22 Leotard
180512   Persephone Calling Leotard
180505   A.R.T.S.O.S. Leotard
180428   ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Leotard
180407   Alohamission 2018 Leotard
171104   Life Day 2017 Leotard
171028   Hallowheels 2017 Leotard
171021   Rocky Hyperspace Picture Show Leotard
171014   Burgerlesque: Bane Bun Pun Run Leotard
170930   Big Dipper Leotard
170916   Meskenas Mischief Leotard
170909   Bermuda Triangle Leotard
170902   Hypno Wormhole Leotard
170819   Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Leotard
170812   Sons of Perseus Leotard
170805   Infinity Greaves Leotard
170729   Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Leotard
170715   Christmas In July Leotard
170701   SCUL Day Observed Leotard
170624   Army of Robots Leotard
170610   Cave-In Leotard
170603   Night Market Garden: A Bridge Too Far BaneThunderwolf
170527   Augment My Chopper Leotard
170520   Eggscape To Poo Island Leotard
170506   Wheeled Migration Leotard
170429   We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Leotard
170415   Egg-zaduration Leotard
170408   Z Axis Leotard
161029   Hallowheel sooogoood Leotard
161022   Poefection Leotard
161008   Skunk Day '16 Leotard
161002   Diva Day Double Dip Leotard
161001   Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Leotard
160924   Two HARVs, One Swing BaneThunderwolf
160910   Space Camp Jr. BaneThunderwolf
160827   Slingshot Nebulae Leotard
160806   A View To A Thrill Leotard
160730   Pretty Princess Leotard
160723   Castles In The Sand BaneThunderwolf
160716   Salem's Lot BaneThunderwolf
160709   Red Light Hustle Lordmcfuzz
160702   There Will Be Fireworks Fleet Admiral Skunk
160625   Lickety Splat Fleet Admiral Skunk
160604   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Leotard
160521   Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Leotard
160514   Do The Worm Leotard
160507   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Leotard
160430   Divine Comedy Leotard
160423   White Hole Leotard
160409   B-Side Leotard
160402   Alfrescomission '16 Leotard
151107   Omegamission 2015 Leotard
151010   Illuminus Leotard
150905   'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Leotard
150815   Cosmic Safari Leotard
150711   Rat Pack Leotard
150620   Like Deers In Rain Silfr
150613   Keeping up ApPEARances Leotard
141108   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Leotard
141101   Halloweeeels '14 Leotard
141012   Chonk! Leotard
141004   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Leotard
140927   Catch-22 Leotard
140913   Keep the Home Fort Burning Leotard
140906   Radiation Worship Leotard
140823   Aquaprincess Leotard
140719   Ghost Ship Leotard
140705   Balls Bursting in Air Leotard
140628   Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Tyrian
140621   Operation Summer-ville Leotard
140607   Starship Mumtacular Leotard
140531   All Aboard the SCUL Express! Leotard
140524   Hobo Party Leotard
140510   Rhubarb Memorial Leotard
140503   Safety Dance Leotard
140412   Macular Assault Leotard
140405   Alphonsemission '14 Leotard
131102   Omegamission 2013 Leotard
131026   Bike-O-Ween Leotard
131019   Pen-Penultimate Mission Leotard
131005   Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Leotard
130831   Sea Fortress Recon Leotard
130817   Buzz Kill Leotard
130803   Dollar A Pound Leotard
130720   Please Sir May I Have S'more? Leotard
130629   Radiation Warz!!! Leotard
130615   Casual Violence Leotard
130608   Sea or Sugar Leotard
130504   Mayday Art Overload Leotard
121027   Hallowheels 2012 Leotard
121020   Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Leotard
120922   Where Is Wombat? Leotard
120908   Spokesfest Civilian Escort Leotard
120818   Flight of the Bumblebee Leotard
120811   Shabadoonicorn Leotard
120728   Poseidon's Pimple Leotard
120714   Aurora SCULealis Leotard
120623   Chopra vs. Godzilla Wombat
120616   Where My Party At? Leotard
120609   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Leotard
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up Leotard
120519   Disco Diva Dance Party Leotard
120512   Word To Your Mother! Leotard
120505   Super Mooning Leotard
120428   Voyage to Arkham Leotard
120421   Tea and Grackle Leotard
120414   Saturn in Opposition Leotard
111231   Cranks for the Memories Leotard
111022   Bells Angels DrClaw
111015   Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Leotard
111008   Skunk Day Leotard
111002   HONK! Parade Leotard
111001   Medley Mission Leotard
110924   Longrange Badass Rendezvous Leotard
110910   À la seconde Leotard
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft Leotard
110813   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Leotard
110806   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Leotard
110730   Fashion Show Leotard
110723   Gong Swimmin' Leotard
110709   Asylum Reboot Leotard
110625   Turn It Up Leotard
110618   Skywriter Leotard
110604   SCULimpics 2011 Leotard
110528   Picnic By The Sea Leotard
110409   Repo Men Leotard
101030   Omegamission Hallowheels Leotard
101023   Shiny Metals Leotard
101010   HONK! Parade 2010 Leotard
101002   War of 100 Light Years Leotard
100911   Wormhole by-the-Nebula Leotard
100828   Hammer and Tongs Leotard
100821   Get Committed to the Asylum Leotard