Operation
Keep the Home Fort Burning
DOWN WITH SCUL! This renegade mission, called impromptu while the main body of SCUL went to Provincetown, massed 3 pilots strong. Navtail was temporarily suspended for the duration. We buzzed Project MUM then proceeded to Castle Island where we enjoyed wind, water, and psychedelic skies with a goffic moon. We did a million detours before getting out of Union Constellation because everything everywhere is under construction. We stickered a Castle Island bench bigtime, and Deadblow successfully made her first HARV flight on BieberFiever, while Bane Thunderwolf earned a medal of Naked. On our return Bane ejected forcefully at Luna Christian Science, attracting sympathy from the security guard and much adulation from a roving pack of Sikh food (or possibly zombies). His bottle of Temptation molecules was crushed; he did not however merit a medal of Injury.

The mission objective was failure. We failed so hard. It was work. SCUL sucks.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 1335.84   Admiral
Deadblow War 648.304   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Leotard Trinity 1173.04   Commodore
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Deadblow
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
ComSat Monkey Leotard
Damage Control BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Asst. Leotard
Flat Bag Leotard
Medi Bag Deadblow
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Leader Leotard
Mission Reporter Deadblow
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A Leotard
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Still Cam BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner Deadblow
Tool Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 09/13/2014
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Fail.
Light Years: 22.759
G-Well Activity: 1.78
Technical Rating: 3.34