Status: Success

Operation

You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long

Power ballads really resonate with the local system inhabitants. Who
knew?



After too many episodes of 'Enterprise', we felt the urge to hang our
space-gloved hand high in the atmosphere and rock out to the local
starsystems with what's known in the common tongue as 'cheesy eighties
rock'. A playlist was quickly put together and we set out with
lighters and real big hair to spread the disease. And the disease
spread like wildfire - the food had no natural defense to this ancient
virus. Infections spread throughout the Cambridge, Somerville, Boston,
Brookline, Allston and Brighton Systems. Studies in the lab indicate
this is a temporary affliction, but command dictates a re-scan for
next mission. Side effects include a sore neck and an upset stomach,
but the euphoria sensation helps to ease the pain.



Our cheeze-shields ran out about when the sonic dispruptor tanks were
flushed, and we returned to the groove. The ST's were relieved, to say
the least - they had medical triage units on standby. Chopper-groove
quickly dulled the pain. We found a quiet piece of space (in the
hectic Allston System no less), where we knighted out maggots to
pilots and told bad space-jokes. Shortly afterwards USB Cloudbuster
began to suffer from the turbulence of battle and suffered a helm
breach, as well as lots of parts breaking off. Even the knightsabre
busted.



All hail, or hug, new pilots Peacefrog and Vesper!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Buckminister Trez Bonz 930.034   Captain
Buckminister Trez Bonz 930.034   Captain
Buckminister Trez Bonz 930.034   Captain
Buckminister Trez Bonz 930.034   Captain
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 531.547  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 531.547  
hackworth Famine 566.023   Master Chief Petty Officer
hackworth Famine 566.023   Master Chief Petty Officer
hackworth Famine 566.023   Master Chief Petty Officer
hackworth Famine 566.023   Master Chief Petty Officer
ld50 Spooky Pirate 358.68   Lieutenant Commander
ld50 Spooky Pirate 358.68   Lieutenant Commander
ld50 Spooky Pirate 358.68   Lieutenant Commander
ld50 Spooky Pirate 358.68   Lieutenant Commander
Leotard Lazarus 369.185  
Leotard Lazarus 369.185  
magneato The Halting Problem 658.059   Lieutenant Commander
magneato The Halting Problem 658.059   Lieutenant Commander
magneato The Halting Problem 658.059   Lieutenant Commander
magneato The Halting Problem 658.059   Lieutenant Commander
peacefrog Lust 221.688   Petty Officer Third Class
peacefrog Lust 221.688   Petty Officer Third Class
peacefrog Lust 221.688   Petty Officer Third Class
peacefrog Lust 221.688   Petty Officer Third Class
pecan Darkendank 170.978   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pecan Darkendank 170.978   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pecan Darkendank 170.978   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pecan Darkendank 170.978   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 241.217   Master Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 241.217   Master Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 241.217   Master Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 241.217   Master Chief Petty Officer
Vesper War 0  
Vesper War 0  
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 256.434   Commander
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 256.434   Commander
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 256.434   Commander
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 256.434   Commander
Task Force Pilot
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Deck Officer magneato
MRC Officer Buckminister
Navigator magneato
Tailgunner peacefrog
Tool Bag hackworth
Flat Bag pecan
Medi Bag ZombiePhD
Sticker Bag Vesper
Still Cam ld50
Recycler ld50
Radiobox 1 Leotard
Damage Control Buckminister
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Beer Mule Shakes
Beer Wrangler Shakes
Skynet Operator Pre magneato

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2009.06.06
OriginFort Bartlett
DestinationThe 80's
Light Years13.129
G-Well Activity1.8
Technical Rating1.767