Alien Egg Investigation
EGGGGGS and poo. Two great tastes that taste great together.
Dunkies grenades at the former King Arthur!
Trinity suffered a critical hull breach on its portside fork that cut Tard's mission short, but luckily it was discovered before catastrophic failure. Cosmologic's spousal unit to the rescue! Tard got a cushy ride back to the tardfort, there to spend the rest of the evening stripping Trinity's front end and planning revenge, er, repair.
Yer mom saved the day. (How?) She is one hot ride.
Company halt was said one too many times for a reason that no pilot knows.
The barnacle Wombat planted on a Winthrop stop sign during Operation Scrambled Egg-stravaganza in 2014 is still there.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Bieber Fever 831.807   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Cosmologic Civilianship 102.786   Recruit
DrClaw Shockwave 644.736  
Leotard Trinity 602.101  
Lordmcfuzz Pale Horse 891.378  
Ravensson Mjollnir 671.573   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Sir Sartorius Ez Raider 428.336   Aviator First Class
Wombat Cloudbuster 555.072   Admiral
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Lordmcfuzz
Chalk Bag Ravensson
Cleaner Leotard
Compressor Wrangler Antlers
ComSat Monkey Sir Sartorius
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Ravensson
Damage Control DrClaw
Deck Officer Antlers
Flat Bag Cosmologic
Medi Bag Lordmcfuzz
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader DrClaw
Mission Reporter Ravensson
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
RadioBox A Wombat
Radiobox B DrClaw
RadioBox C Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Lordmcfuzz
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz
Sticker Bag Antlers
Still Cam Ravensson
Tailgunner Antlers
Tool Bag Ravensson
Wookiee Bag Sir Sartorius
Division: MAD
Date: 10/13/2018
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Pööville
Light Years: 24.9701
G-Well Activity: 1.5998
Technical Rating: 1.2458