Operation
Gong Swimmin'
SCUL, pondering the complexities of elevated atmospheric red-
lettered
three digit temperatures, decided to fight the heat with heavy
nebula
immersion in a secret location.


This quest for H2O started with a game - how long would Special
Guest
(The Mighty) Isis ride with SCUL before banging the GONG OF
DISAPPEARANCE?


Off we went, and - GONG! - and off we went, again, in search of ice
cream molecules in the heart of the 'Ville on the way to the
mysteries
of the deep woods & water of the suburbs.


- Deathtrap did not attend,
so SOMEBODY had to ride Moneypenny,
(i know, RIGHT?)


Twisting and turning through the mountains of Medford, SCUL picked
up
a hearty floatie surfer named JAWS, whose enthusiasm for the unknown
impressed us all.


We approached the hidden entrance with SILENT RUNNING & lights out.
Brave pilots pushed the fleet through the forest towards our night's
goal… a dunk in a lake.


Did we get caught by the Anti-Dunk Night Patrol?


- No.


Did the locals across the lake get flashlighted and escorted back to
the tarmac of civilization?


- Yes.


We PROFESSIONAL dunkers don't get caught, and earn Medals of Naked
to
boot, but we played it safe and hit the road.


Homeward bound, we hit a meteor shower of ice cream & pie and then
it
was off to the downtown DERBY!
More floaties joined and watched our playground dance with death as
we crashed and ribbon-yanked until the last pilot was left
standing...
(WHY is it always NOSEPICKER?!?!)


Then the late-night re-entry to SCUL's home-base, gliding in on a
cloud of FUNK.


- Good night.


Things we learned:

 The North Point playground fountains don't work no more

 Don't steal Wombat's headband even if you are stealthy
like
ten ninjas



Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Ooh La La 298.336   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
DrClaw Pale Horse 681.777  
excess War 311.968  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 930.175  
hackworth Synesthesia 1099.56  
Isis One Night Stand 0   Recruit
Killabetes Devastation 0  
Leotard Trinity 490.245  
metoikos Darkendank 199.329  
Nosepicker Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino 310.836   Lieutenant Commander
SevenOfNine Swamp Thing 782.399  
Spark Pestilence 0  
Stogie Moneypenny 880.273  
Treekiller chlorophyll 776.748   Admiral
vomit Famine 272.255   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Wombat Lust 272.105  
yt SecretAsianSCULly 1110.75   Admiral, Fleet Ready
ZyGoat Wingnut 339.23   Commodore
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Treekiller
Chalk Bag Spark
Compressor Wrangler hackworth
ComSat Monkey DrClaw
Damage Control Killabetes
Deck Officer yt
Deck Officer Asst. hackworth
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Food Wrangler yt
Medi Bag Isis
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Stogie
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator yt
Print Jockey hackworth
RadioBox A Leotard
Radiobox B hackworth
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) yt
Sticker Bag Bendy
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner ZyGoat
Tool Bag Killabetes
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 07/23/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: Water
Light Years: 19.78
G-Well Activity: 1.349
Technical Rating: 1.901