|Total Light Years||625.61|
Quandary is big, affable, loquacious, and secretly
brilliant. A well-known dilettante in the
Cambridge System, He is in possession of multiple
personality operating systems (at least, when
are not in possession of him.) He has been known
to appear to appear to earthlings by day as an:
activist, artist, adventurer, bartender,
bell-ringer, chef, dancer, docent, educator,
gourmet, humorist, investor, know-it-all,
Lindy-hopper, minister, musician, navigator,
neurotic, oenophile, philosopher, photographer,
professor, poet, proprietor, reverend, singer,
skipper, sailor, sexton, teacher, urbanist,
volunteer, weightlifter, xenodochalist, yachtsman
and zymologist. He also occasionally appears as
mild-mannered Professor of Charm at a local
technical college in the Kendall System.
By night, he is a bad-ass space pilot known to
make-nice with carbon units in every
system across the universe.
Beware dangerous levels of space-time curvature
near his mid-sector. He can actually create
artifacts with his mind, just by *thinking*
He also requires regular lubrication with
hazardously cold djinn & ptonixx molecules. His
maintenance standards range from absurdly high
(those of a true English earth-gentleman) to so
chill & casual he forgets to dress & bathe.
He also dislikes droids, and suspects it's
To sum up Quandary: big, friendly, & brilliant.