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Master Chief Petty Officer
Civitron
Stardate 20100724s - A far-flung refugee of the “Secret Sector”, the star-system that lit the cosmos by way of the fabled Space Leviathan, the Civitron patrols the universe in search of truth, love and justice. His continuing mission, to seek out beings of kindred spirit and annihilate the forces of imagination zombification. One day, while responding to a distress signal in the Boston System, Civitron encountered a strange species of space-dweller, called “Skunk”. He soon discovered, to his great pleasure that this creature was not alone but in fact Admiral to a great fleet of intergalactic travelers, known only as SCUL. They quickly adopted our daring hero, teaching him the ways of the funk. Civitron continues to learn much from these brave warriors, builders and adventurers. He hopes to one day return to his beloved homeworld and resurrect it’s sleeping giants to once again maintain the balance between the light and the darkness. Until that time, Civitron remains ever vigilant and ever prepared to spread goodness like peanut butter over the brittle crackers of injustice! - “Lucem diffundo!”

Stardate 20120929s - 4th SCUL DIV, "The Starchasers" (SCD) is made official and Ft. Jonathan is christened. Now, leading his squadron as Division Admiral Civitron continues his mission of peace.

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"Legend of the Starchasers"
Discovered during Operation Luna Libros
Stardate: 140517
Translation by 4th DIV Admiral Civitron

AFAR! Wild chase in stars above has sped / Along grand and heavy nebulae ascends / Upward in pillars of chromasonic waves / Alighting the heavens in funkadelic blaze / Laughter and hi-fives mellowing the vibe / On irradiated earth and celestial ocean tide.

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Music fills the air and lasers shine bright / Projecting alien shadows cast by the light / The loftiest, on its’ summit now attained / Day Star, bespoked with emanating flame / Hidden ‘neath horizon: another in the race / Slanting opposed and with an eastward face / Catching golden light. Suddenly did appear / The shadow of a stag, before Orion’s spear.

“Chaser of Stars, what dreams may come.” / Traveling through space our warp coils hum / Devouring worlds within a cyclone thruster / Transfer conduits propelling fast as we can muster / As from faint nebulae bright worlds are deigned / And so return to vapor. Starships are designed / Constructs of past-lived atoms from oh so many things / Like shoes, ships and sealing wax, cabbages & kings.

As if from books of mythology, of long lost tales to tell / The interstellar dance has ceased, gone around the swell / Sudden from a secret place sweeps the stag a-bounding / A new chase is on! Our choppers groove fantastically astounding / “Ahoy! Brave heroes!” Lovingly the heavens call our name / All hail the Starchasers! May adventure be your quest and aim."

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Recruited: 100724
Recruited By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted: 101023
Initiated By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Missions: 87
Light Years: 1964.662
Experience: 3567.67

Jobs Taken

Airlock:33
Chalk Bag:11
Cleaner:4
Damage Control:15
Deck Officer:28
Deck Officer Asst.:5
Fileczar:8
Flat Bag:17
Food Wrangler:6
Medi Bag:13
Minister of Zoobs:3
Mission Leader:48
Mission Pinner:7
Mission Reporter:33
MRC Officer:19
Navigator:51
Paper Wrangler:1
Print Jockey:4
Radio Wrangler:13
RadioBox A:33
Radiobox B:2
RadioBox C:1
Recycler:1
Sentry:5
Skynet Operator (post-mission):12
Skynet Operator (pre-mission):2
Stellar Cartographer:17
Sticker Bag:40
Still Cam:22
Tailgunner:4
Tool Bag:20
Wookiee Bag:1

Bonuses

Hi-Five:550
Cup:1178
Derby Win:1
Derby Ribbon Grab:3
Cargo Carrying on Ship:11
Cargo Carrying on Person:40
Field Repair:17
Fort Reconstruction:4
HAL:9
Mechanical:1
Misc Bonus:1423
MRC--Basic:49
Radio Box Operator:1
Transport Services:3
Wear Insignia on Bag:8
Wear Insignia on Person:29
Wear SCUL Logo on Bag:8
Wear SCUL Logo on Person:65
Helmet:23

Missions

Date Mission Ship
170909 Glorious Sandchasers present Monbies & Dandies Lucifer
170617 Luna Librish Artemis
170527 Augment My Chopper Mjollnir
170501 Late Start Great Start Artemis
161204 New Hope: Episode One Artemis
161105 Life Day 2016 Catastrophe
161015 Colour Out of Space (Starchaser Century) Artemis
161013 AHA! Artemis
160910 Space Camp: The Revenge Artemis
160818 Art of the Impossible Artemis
160723 Nth Degree Artemis
160716 Starhorse! Artemis
160710 The Irradiated Wizard of Ros Artemis
160710 The Irradiated Wizard of Ros Artemis
160618 Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Artemis
160602 Just the Tip Artemis
160416 Alphachaser 5 Hook
160402 Alfrescomission '16 Artemis
151113 Unlucky Friday the 13th Poor Judgement One Up B... Artemis
151107 Omegamission 2015 Artemis
151018 Chromasonic Funkticolor Artemis
151010 Woods Hole Century Artemis
150905 Zoobaleezoo Artemis
150904 Beach Blanket Burrito Bros. Artemis
150829 Carpe Noctem Artemis
150815 Cosmic Safari Artemis
150725 Styles Man-Dish Space Camp Artemis
150718 Hot Shot Artemis
150523 Nasty Jazz Merica
150516 Luna Libros III: Holocron Heist Artemis
150425 Infinity Gauntlet Artemis
150418 Soft Potato Artemis
150411 Alphalaphadingdong '15 Artemis
141018 Flying in the Face of Providence Artemis
140927 Chasing Down the Day Star: Parts 1 & 2 Artemis
140920 Hullraiser, Century 2014 Lucifer
140830 Cahdbawd Sawds Artemis
140814 Soggy Paradox Artemis
140717 High Horse Artemis
140705 Mad Owl's Red Scare Artemis
140628 Roswell That Ends Well Artemis
140531 Desolation of Chalkulust! Artemis
140517 Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Artemis
140503 Seal the Rift Artemis
140412 Starchaser Alphamission '14 Artemis
131102 Omegamission 2013 Bieber Fever
131026 A Very Starchasers Hallowheels Lucifer
131005 Konami Code Artemis
130928 Starchaser Day 2013 Artemis
130907 Colour Underground (Part 1) Artemis
130824 Metric Century of the Phoenix Artemis
130817 Buzz Kill Artemis
130723 Making Friends Artemis
130720 Lone Wolf Hook
130629 Radiation Warz!!! Pale Horse
130623 League of Just Us Artemis
130601 Almost Legal (SCUL Day 2013) Artemis
130518 Luna Libros Artemis
130504 Bring Home the Tesseract Artemis
130427 Blame Somebody Else Artemis
130420 Tomorrow is Yesterday Artemis
130413 Prometheus Rising (Starchasers Alphamission) Artemis
121027 Hallowheels 2012 Annihilation
121013 Divide and Conquer Artemis
121006 Ice Knuckled Skunk Hunt Artemis
120929 Chasing The Stars With The Starchasers Artemis
120901 Night of the Living U-Hauls Annihilation
120623 Chopra vs. Godzilla Artemis
120519 Disco Diva Dance Party Mjollnir
120505 Super Mooning Artemis
120421 Tea and Grackle Artemis
120407 Cranktabulous Alphamission! Artemis
111001 Medley Mission Pale Horse
110917 Weird Bumps Mjollnir
110806 Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Annihilation
110604 SCULimpics 2011 Anger
110521 So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Pestilence
110507 Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Catastrophe
110430 Let Them Eat Cake Mjollnir
110416 To The Finish Mad Rabbit
110402 AlphaMission Yer Mom
101030 Omegamission Hallowheels Annihilation
101023 Shiny Metals Compliance
101009 Skunk Day Annihilation
100925 Ground Pounder One Night Stand
100821 Get Committed to the Asylum Dr. Love
100724 Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Dr. Love

Honors

Iron Cog

2015
Bronze Cog

2012
Stone Cog

2011
Intergalactic

2
Century

4
Outpost

1
Builder

2
Artifact

1
Diplomat

2
Damage

2
Valour

1
Injury

2
Patronage

9
Strength

4
Sans-a-Spacesuit

2
Black Ops

1
Chic

8