Operation
Radiation Overload
Sweet sweet summer humidity…. Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink. Not a maggot to be seen, One sexy ship christened (Sleipnir) the Porno Squad way, which lead to Nosepicker getting a dooobleh flat within the first 20 minutes of the mission…. Which then lead to his self-inflicted punishment of having to ride Jumbo Shrimp (See that grimace of sheer glee? Yeah, that was pain) Sexy, sexy pilots got a lil' bit frisky and nibbled (ok, downright bit (hard)) wrestled and swung and posed round about the seekrit spots in the wildes in various states of nekkidness. I am pleased to report that there was some semi nekkid, semi derbying, and other trecherous chasing sans spacesuits) Mucho fun was had, and we even got to hang outside the Luna 7-11 like Silent Bob… (ok, less silent - apparently there was some guys talkin' trash about their 40,000 car, comparing themselves to our priceless choppers and our (clearly) superior groove) Little did they know our mad skillz of formations.
And lest we forget, dispite the mission title there was nary a drop (ok, ok, a few drops, probably, maybe) of radiation.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Chrome Pony 383.503   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
beezwax Chrome Pony (Bombardier) 790.69   Ensign
Blipblipbeep Sloth 186.656   Ensign
EvilTwin Sleipnir 357.463   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Skylab 506.235   Commander
Hapto Devastation 1106.03   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Mittens Greed 291.265   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mosquito Abandon All Hope 403.365   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Annihilation 400.9   Lieutenant Commander
Nosepicker UltraSuperMegaKillBike 429.455   Lieutenant
Onath Catastrophe 747.635  
Oppo War 335.046   Commander
PainBunny Pale Horse 563.964   Lieutenant
Rotwang Holy Molar 359.786   Ensign
Samurai George Dilboy 227.417   Lieutenant
Scurvy Hip2Elbow 263.14   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Slug Dr. Love 343.743   Petty Officer 2nd Class
snarly Mjollnir 451.234   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Spooky Delirium 955.632   Commander
Sweetums Spooky Pirate 280.777   Ensign
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer PainBunny
Navigator Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag Spooky
Division: MAD
Date: 04/23/2005
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: seekrit wildes
Light Years: 13.85
G-Well Activity: 3.1
Technical Rating: 3.7