Operation
ConstantGroovin'
Pre-Mission Activities:

SCUL conducted an extremely productive
committee meeting shortly before the mission
during which such topics as quartermaster
duties and credit contributions were
discussed. Two new recruits, ViciousSquirrel
and Shakes were introduced to the fleet.
Maddog took a quick nap.

The Mission:

The fleet set out from Ft. Berkeley, taking a direct course for the Charlestown System and the space-docked U.S.S. Constitution. Stopping at the Constitution, the fleet considered the option of derbying in place or traveling to a less conspicuous location. The latter was decided as the best course of action. The fleet then discovered a narrow zone surrounded on 3 sides by grey matter. This zone proved to be a formidable geometry for the dogfight derby, due to the threat of potential consumption by grey matter beasts..
En route to this zone, members of the fleet were asked by spacewalking civilians whether we were Americans. Derby was interesting due to a number of factors, including the location (a spacedock affording a limited amount of room), and the maggot Shakes, who proved to be an able pilot. The first derby was won in a scrape by Skunk. The second derby was won by MoneyShot, who had won in this location the previous stardate.


Rockstar on the prowl



Following the derbys, and a long brisk journey
through the Cambridge system, the majority of
the fleet headed to a gathering of jovial
spacemonkies at spit's cantina... High
spirited lordosisdance ensued.
The maggot now known as ViciousSquirrel was
quite excited by the fact that the cantina
proprietors had erected a 6-foot banner
commemorating his namesake


MoneyShot "Shakes His Thang"




Spit hails the fleet



After the liveliness, the fleet headed back to
base, stopping for an inevitable thruster
malfunction.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DeadByDawn Durty Basturd 202.216   Petty Officer 1st Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 249.728   Chief Petty Officer
grendel Centvrion 80.8191   Aviator
Gropo Sky King 230.369   Petty Officer 2nd Class
LoJack War 124.049   Aviator First Class
Maddog George Dilboy 70.463   Aviator First Class
MoneyShot Silence 51.5798   Aviator First Class
MonkeyBoy Famine 102.945   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Mucus GormClaiomh 209.521   Petty Officer 1st Class
NattyGann Sloth 62.5522  
NoWay Annihilation 219.046   Petty Officer 1st Class
RockStar Voltar 63.6403   Aviator First Class
Shakes Devastation 81.0517   Aviator
Smash Tragedy 73.6694   Aviator First Class
Sparky Will Stutley 186.836   Petty Officer 2nd Class
ViciousSquirrel Greed 178.178   Aviator First Class
vomit Pestilence 98.896   Petty Officer 3rd Class
waltor Singularity 190.94   Petty Officer 1st Class
Mission Task Pilot
Division: MAD
Date: 04/14/2001
Status:  
Origin: Fort Berkeley
Destination: U.S.S. Constitution Space Dock
Light Years: 11.27
G-Well Activity: 2.87
Technical Rating: 3.102