Operation
MegaSeth Day
In honor of Iron Cog MegaSeth (2002) we set out to do as many "non-MegaSeth-like" things as possible--not to spite the Great One, but to appease his will instead. These "non-MegaSeth-like" tasks included drinking mass quantities of Earth Beer, wearing our insignia, knowing what rank we were, winning derbies, piloting tall ships, removing our space suits, bragging about the ships we were going to build, telling Skunk what kind of ships he should build, listening to Waltor, and taking turns pretending to feel sorry for Skunk. (Each of us had a MegaSethDay checklist device, to gauge our progress and rank ourselves against the other piliots.) The fleet got off to a fairly organized start thanks in part to sympathetic feeling toward Skunk and numerous pilots' attempts to pretend to feel sorry for him. We proceeded quickly to Central System to rendezvous with Moose and made for the outskirts of the Porter System to Chez BarFly to celebrate the first thirty years of his existence and fraternize with food. (May he have many more tridecadial celebrations.) The first derby at Luna Market Basket was decided, somewhat anti-climatically, by an attack of quadropedal androids. Moose won the second derby by steamrolling USB Catastrophe in a spectacular display of Valor and Chutzpah. Then we returned to base where many pilots displayed themselves without their space suits. Happy MegaSeth Day
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher Summer 345.97   Master Chief Petty Officer
Crash Trez Bonz 107.119   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 414.438   Lieutenant Commander
grendel Pig Champion 4720.35   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Inari Mad Rabbit 912.036   Captain
LeftyLucy Circus Peanut 134.054   Petty Officer 3rd Class
LoJack Skylab 185.134   Petty Officer 1st Class
Maddog George Dilboy 62.803   Petty Officer 3rd Class
moose LokiDucker 361.16   Ensign
Philo Ez Raider 95.3623   Aviator
Rotwang Delirium 180.726   Master Chief Petty Officer
SideShowDoh HipToElbow 375.389   Master Chief Petty Officer
Smasher Annihilation 206.161   Chief Petty Officer
SodaPop Spooky Pirate 159.536   Aviator First Class
Vegetable Pestilence 208.198   Master Chief Petty Officer
waltor Singularity 333.565   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer grendel
Medi Bag Vegetable
Navigator SideShowDoh
Tailgunner waltor
Tool Bag Inari
Division: MAD
Date: 04/19/2003
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: BarFly Party
Light Years: 10.43
G-Well Activity: 1.626
Technical Rating: 2.801