Operation
SloMo BetaMission
The mission could be summed with one word "Mechanical!" However, despite our misfortunes,we still were determined to enjoy ourselves--which seemed to occur in slow motion. Within the first two light years, Famine suffered and irrecoverable hull break, forcing us to abandon ship. NoWay carried the shipless pilot on the back of FullPull and we continued onward with the mission. Vegetable led us (at a record-setting slow pace) through several alleyways. Some food was so taken by our group that they forgot that they were driving transports, and three of them crashed into each other. We awaited assistance from an ST then headed on to the Christian Science Center. Again, we stopped to fix yet another mechanical. Debating whether or not to derby, we came across a security guard who was concerned that every time he spots our fleet he has witnessed "unsafe plaza behavior." Assuming that a derby would not be the best thing to do at this time we decided to ride through some streets. Again we encountered more mechanical blunders, so we decided to head home….at a very slow pace. Despite the failure of the mission, we still had fun and looked forward to more flights…at light speed.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher MoxieMoron 263.639   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bellwether Greed 200.196   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Bologna Scrub 402.056   Petty Officer 1st Class
Bushido Summer 366.467   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Crash Famine 134.146   Aviator First Class
Diva Incineraider 408.185   Petty Officer 1st Class
Eructor Centvrion 110.723   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 289.616   Ensign
Giraffe Bonnie & Clyde 261.431   Petty Officer 3rd Class
grendel Pig Champion 414.701   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Inari Mad Rabbit 897.898   Lieutenant Commander
LeftyLucy Pestilence 153.41   Aviator First Class
MonkeyBoy Skylab 245.026   Petty Officer 3rd Class
moose LokiDucker 384.552   Master Chief Petty Officer
NoWay FullPull 158.889   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Rotwang Pale Horse 280.861   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Scarecrow Tallpox 301.862   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Snaggletooth Sloth 180.005   Aviator First Class
TorqueBox Ez Raider 105.045   Aviator First Class
Trackstar Lust 146.684   Aviator First Class
Vegetable Delirium 318.98   Senior Chief Petty Officer
vomit JanBrady 429.58   Senior Chief Petty Officer
waltor Singularity 283.243   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer grendel
Medi Bag MonkeyBoy
Navigator Vegetable
Tailgunner Bushido
Tool Bag Inari
Division: MAD
Date: 04/12/2003
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: alleys
Light Years: 11.5
G-Well Activity: 1.11
Technical Rating: 4.806