Operation
FirstOfficialMission
Pre-Mission Activities:

Hanger A, having undergone a complete overhaul thanks to many chopper pilots' sweat, now sports new berthing
spaces for ships, an improved tool-storage system, and an ergonomically designed layout. It still does not have
the dry-dock space to accomidate some of the newer ships, such as the BRC Suicide Machine, which remained at its
moorings for the mission with a mechanical.


BRC Suicide



SCUL had three new additions to the fleet personnel, who, following the mission were designated Hubcap, LoJack
and MonkeyBoy (not to be confused with MonkeyBomb).

Rockstar manufactured flags, which greatly aided SCUL navigation techniques.

The Mission:

Following two christenings and one bris, SCUL got underway. The first order of business was delivering some
matzah-ball molecules to Megatron who was incapacitated with a space virus. While some pilots spacewalked off
their ships to visit Megatron and KillerBee, the rest guarded the fleet and consumed chocolate-covered matzah
molecules.

The fleet was found to be in general state of disrepair after the long months in dry-dock, with three mechanicals
before the night's derby. Especially prone to mechanical failure was the UAS Snafu, courageously piloted by
Sarge.


UAS Snafu



The fleet proceeded to the Harvard System, where our presence was heartily received. After a slight mechanical,
the mission proceeded through the Central System, also to great approval. Many high fives were received.

Near the Kendall system, the fleet stopped for a break and some fun circling the globe. NoWay experimented
piloting USB SkyLab, with a questionable degree of success.


NoWay pilots SkyLab



Presently, the fleet moved over to a somewhat sandy parking lot for the first official dogfight derby of the
year.


Sparky derbying aboard SKP Will Stutley



Skunk won the first round of dogfight derby, followed by an upset where MonkeyBomb garnered his first derby
victory. MonkeyBoy and Maddog won style points for spectacular wipe-outs.


Maddog, before the wipeout



Following derby, the fleet, tired, hungry and increasingly sick, headed back to base with a quick stop at Luna
DunkinDonuts for fuel.


Waltor, taking a break
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DeadByDawn Durty Basturd 230.149   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 284.02   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Gropo Devastation 91.4457   Aviator
Hera Rusty 105.552   Aviator First Class
Hubcap Colostomos 81.8236   Aviator
Jenerator Chrome Pony (Bombardier) 193.359   Aviator First Class
Katzug Spooky Pirate 197.182   Aviator First Class
LoJack Ez Raider 64.2621   Aviator
Maddog George Dilboy 80.2198   Aviator
MoneyShot Silence 59.6704   Aviator
MonkeyBomb Sloth 70.7104   Aviator
MonkeyBoy Pride 205.27   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mucus GormClaiomh 245.249   Petty Officer 3rd Class
NattyGann Greed 207.193   Petty Officer 3rd Class
NoWay Annihilation 250.744   Petty Officer 3rd Class
RockStar Lust 99.8359   Aviator
Sarge Snafu 248.461   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Smash Tragedy 86.4181   Aviator
Sparky Will Stutley 209.209   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Sprout Chrome Pony 200.436   Petty Officer 3rd Class
vomit Famine 117.78   Aviator First Class
waltor Singularity 214.144   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Zeus Skylab 237.425   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Division: MAD
Date: 04/07/2001
Status:  
Origin: Fort Berkeley
Destination: Cambridge System
Light Years: 13.48
G-Well Activity: 1.873
Technical Rating: 3.412