Shakes Rattle & Roll
Our objective was simple: A spin around the local star systems and have some fun at Dogfight Derby. After a rountine spin through the local constellations and several hi fives, we found ourselves in the familiar dogfight battlefield off of Memorial Drive, behind the Microcenter. There ensued the most heated battles ever seen in our history. One attack after another, left ships in rubble. Moose scored the first victory. The second was not fun. A high speed collision between MonkeyBomb and shakes took down both pilots. Unfortunately, Shakes lay badly wounded. Luckily we had MOD FullPull, a pedicab to give poor Shakes a ride home. After a plasma casing failure we headed back to the fort. WalTor transported Shakes to the nearest tissue regeneration center. We are awaiting a report.