Operation
TakeThePlunge
Two Maggorts joined for tonight's mission: TheGardner and Nameless. After a week of intense heat the fleet decided to head for a nebula for some cooling. Moneyshot led the fleet through the Arlington System . We orbited several black holes and finally arrived at our swimming hole. Multiple pilots removed their space gear to partake in activity earthlings call "swimming." The remaining pilots decided to ward off blood-sucking insects with various repellents. After much relaxation the fleet decided to do more riding. Vomit found a second use for her insect repellent by applying it to Sparky's headset to get it to stop making a squealing tune. It worked. We arrived at a derby arena and proceeded to derby. It came down to Inari, Moose and Moneyshot. A collision of Inari and Moose made Moneyshot the victor. A second derby ensued with Moose as the victor. After derbying the fleet headed towards the Somerville System only to encounter a mechanical. Waltor's plasma casing failed and needed replacement. Luckily the mechanical occurred right in front of a party in progress and we were rewarded with beer molecules. After some quick repairs the fleet was able to ride on. Not far from the fort two injuries occurred back to back. Larva fell off sloth on top of Diva and had a foot long scrape of chain ring bites down his leg. Within a few seconds, Skunk also had a collision and fell off his ship causing damage to his mirror and battery. The fleet decided not to take its chances with further injury and headed to fort.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bushido Summer 1131.72   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Diva Incineraider 384.536  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 690.807  
Inari Ez Raider 221.204  
Larva Sloth 64.2527   Petty Officer 3rd Class
LeftyLucy Holy Molar 307.41   Commander
MoneyShot Skylab 537.889   Commander
moose LokiDucker 428.321   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
MountainGrown Circus Peanut 146.567   Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Trez Bonz 216.974   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Rotwang Abandon All Hope 497.696  
Sparky Will Stutley 322.538   Ensign
TankGirl War 269.931   Petty Officer 3rd Class
TheChurch Delirium 172.69   Commander
TheGardner D.B. Cooper 224.155   Petty Officer 3rd Class
vomit JanBrady 124.46  
waltor Singularity 529.127   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer moose
Medi Bag Sparky
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner waltor
Tool Bag Bushido
Division: MAD
Date: 06/28/2003
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Arlington
Light Years: 13.75
G-Well Activity: 1.112
Technical Rating: 1.404