Operation
SCULimpics 2002
Today is the day that SCUL's athletes get to show there best skills. Two new event was added this year: the tube blowout, which involved puming up an inner tube until it explodes. The other new event was Doublemint: ride ship a while carrying ship B from point A to point B. Ride Ship B while carrying ship A back to point A. Other events included skid, donut race, frame toss, limb, frosty kick, and derby. The day promised to bring mechanicals and injury. Official results to be posted, no records broken. The only injury of note was sustained by Asher, who stopped a wheel with her foot. This proved an effective techique for taking out ViciousSquirrell, however she took herself out in the process. Heavy damage occurred on DarknDank do to the fact that the chain ring (which somehow passed preflight) was held on by 2 of 5 bolts, causing it to fold in half.

Awards were as follows:

doublemint

gold-Vegetable who set the record at 20.78 sec carrying pestilence and sloth

silver-Moose on circus peanut and lust--he was so close to the leader that they had to have a showdown for the medal!

Bronze-NoWay on sloth and anger.



Limbo broke new records this year and was a fierce competition.

Gold: NoWay at 34 inches

Silver: Dangermouse at 35 inches

bronze: Maddog



Frosty kick

Gold: Vicious Squirrel (36 feet 10 and a half inches)

Silver: Vegetable

Bronze: Moneyshot



Frame toss

Gold: Walter at 34 feet, 8 inches

Silver: Headcrash

Bronze: Moose



Especially dry donuts yielded a slow donut race.

Gold: Waltor

Silver: NoWay

Bronze: Maddog



Skid

Gold: amazing patch set by a bogie now known as Sandbagger

Silver: NoWay

Bronze: Moose



Pump Blow up. For future reference Waltor discovered (much to our amusement) that Pyramid tubes are bomber!

Gold: Moose at 31.18 seconds

Silver: HeadCrash

Bronze: Skunk



Derby.

Gold: Maddog

Silver: Monkeyboy

Bronze: Skunk
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher Summer 344.171  
Calamity Transport 141.552   Aviator First Class
DangerMouse Circus Peanut 152.234  
Diva ToxicWaste 303.043  
DrHeadCrash Ez Raider 133.552   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 337.042  
Giraffe Famine 127.218  
Glyptodont Anger 101.543   Senior Chief Petty Officer
grendel Devastation 462.354  
JoMama Lust 113.586   Aviator First Class
Maddog Sloth 108.672  
MoneyShot Delirium 299.578   Vice Admiral
MonkeyBoy Mjollnir 195.879  
moose Trez Bonz 110.982  
NoWay Skylab 341.657  
Pikachu Darkendank 210.631   Master Chief Petty Officer
Rotwang Pale Horse 114.887   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Snaggletooth Pestilence 143.182   Chief Petty Officer
Turtle Ooh La La 191.425  
Vegetable Annihilation 1025.95   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
ViciousSquirrel Rabies 183.337   Commander
waltor Transport 41.5518  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Diva
Navigator MoneyShot
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag Vegetable
Division: MAD
Date: 09/28/2002
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: The Emergency Room
Light Years: 11.25
G-Well Activity: 1.11
Technical Rating: 3.045