Status: Failure

Operation

Waltor Day 2003

Mission Objectives

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Spend some time at Spot Pond
Remove spacesuits
try out new KrispyKreme Donut shop

Mission Summary

Four maggots showed up for tonight's mission and two new ships were christened: Martika and Strother. Today marked Waltor Day observed in honor of the 2000 iron cog recipient. The fleet headed to SpotNebula for some cooling and radiation after a rather brutal muggy day. Almost all the pilots removed their spacesuits and went for a swim. We also took interest in the local wildlife which earthlings call "crayfish." After relaxation the fleet headed for fueling. Word had it that a new luna opened in the Medford System that was giving out doughnut molecules. The fleet headed to LunaKrispyKreme. We were disappointed to find it unfriendly towards ships. There were no pods to leave the ships, so we parked them on the other side of traffic cones in a parking arena. After buying multiple molecules from the establishment and eating them in the parking lot, ST's with too much authority and no reason for needing it, decided to accuse us of loitering and asked us to leave but offered no solution as to a bike friendly location we could park and fuel up. We had words and left with bad tastes in our mouths. The fleet headed through the AssemblySquare arena to get back to the SomervilleSystem and head for home. At the turn for starpath Bow an uncivil earthling in transport revved his engine and road close to several riders. He then made a second pass. Before making a third pass Noway took a stillcam shot of him. He was not pleased but thankfully the more competent Somerville ST's were right behind him. We proceeded to the landing pad. After the first sortie left for silent running the abusive transport driver approached again with a sharp stabby thing pointed at NoWay. He made some threats and asked that we not keep his photo. Um Sorry, but it will be posted in every post office from here on in with "wanted" written underneath. We had to call the ST's, returned to the fort, and were relieved that we were all safe and accounted for.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher VWBeetle 381.179   Commodore
Baby Crumbles Devastation 202.428   Petty Officer Third Class
Bminus Strother 441.228   Petty Officer First Class
Bushido Summer 548.473  
Diva Incineraider 989.617   Admiral
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 1408.76  
Giraffe Abandon All Hope 416.385   Lieutenant
moose Loki Ducker 342.444   Vice Admiral
Nameless Greed 407.807   Senior Chief Petty Officer
NoWay Trez Bonz 1044.84   Captain
pywaket Skylab 406.196   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Slug War 254.93   Petty Officer Third Class
snarly Martika 367.633   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Trogdor Ez Raider 184.221   Aviator First Class
Turtle Pestilence 268.553   Lieutenant Junior Grade
vomit Jan Brady 255.109   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
WalTor Singularity 486.62  
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag NoWay
Medi Bag Turtle
Still Cam NoWay
Life Support 1 Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Debriefer Diva
Mission Reporter Diva
Filmer vomit

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2003.07.05
Mission LeaderFleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Size 17 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationSpot Nebula and KrispyKremeLuna
Light Years14.42
G-Well Activity2.8
Technical Rating4.607
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