Pilot

UglySac

Pilot Date2008.05.10
Missions23
Total Light Years307.08

Ugly Sac was born on tattoine to a moisture
farmer. later he went to a doctor and found out he
was retared. after that he went to heaven to
battle jesus riding a unicorn. he quickly Pwn3d
him and came back to earth to become a bike
messenger.
what a loser!!!1!111!1!

Taskforce

Flat Bag1
Airlock1
Recycler1

Accolades

Hi-Fives
49
Cups
25
Derby Win
1

Recruitment

Hosted ByNosepicker
Enlistment Date2008.04.05
Knighted ByNosepicker
Pilot Date2008.05.10
Patronage
1