Status: Success


Siege The Castle

This mission was filled with action and mayhem as SCUL set forth from Fort Francis 21 strong, with many maggots in tow. Three new ships were christened; the BRC Summer piloted by Zeus, the ISC Petomkin piloted by Flasher, and the FPS WhiteTrash piloted by Diva. SCUL took a short detour to Luna Broadway Bicycles to repair the BRC Summer, then proceeded to the Boston Common to Derby. Pig jettisoned her spacesuit and piloted the CheekyYaguar nude in the fountain. After the derbys, there was some spontaneous pilot booty-shaking with the homeless and then the fleet moved on to Castle Island in the Southie Constellation, viewing the Bigus Digus along the way.
Skunk boogies with the homeless
TKM hasn't got a chance
Nowhere calls on the gods of Heavy Metal to help her win the derby....
SCUL found the castle defenseless and easily appropriated it for our own nefarious purposes. Many pilots jettisoned clothing and morals to celebrate. Twisted Mike found new and terrifying ways to display both riding ability and nudity atop the large donut-like structure on the Island. Perversity appeased, the fleet limped back to Fort Francis, arriving as the sun came up. A long but thoroughly satisfying mission.
Twisted Mike gets naked at Castle Island
Skunk is bringing up the rear
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Angel Pride 564.891   Chief Petty Officer
Bulldog Pestilence 353.168   Master Chief Petty Officer
Dante Water 275.283   Petty Officer Third Class
Dead By Dawn Silver King 497.199   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Diva WhiteTrash 510.731   Master Chief Petty Officer
Flasher Potemkin 663.179   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 724.554   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Gossimar Rusty 328.553   Petty Officer Second Class
Natty Gann Anger 263.834   Petty Officer Third Class
Nowhere Sloth 201.551   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Pig Cheeky Yaguar 645.844   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shady Annihilation 652.323   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Smash Trez Bonz 249.562   Petty Officer Third Class
Sparky War 399.907   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Tank Girl Will Stutley 559.109   Chief Petty Officer
TKM Sky King 690.048   Ensign
Twisted Mike Black Death 755.421   Lieutenant Commander
vomit Lust 213.436   Petty Officer Second Class
WalTor Singularity 876.624   Commander
Zengar Spring 554.954   Chief Petty Officer
Zeus Summer 720.41   Lieutenant Commander
Task Force Pilot
Tailgunner WalTor

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Francis
DestinationCastle Island
Light Years31.2
G-Well Activity4.114
Technical Rating4.012