Status: Success
Siege The Castle
This mission was filled with action and mayhem as SCUL set forth from Fort Francis 21 strong, with many maggots in tow. Three new ships were christened; the BRC Summer piloted by Zeus, the ISC Petomkin piloted by Flasher, and the FPS WhiteTrash piloted by Diva. SCUL took a short detour to Luna Broadway Bicycles to repair the BRC Summer, then proceeded to the Boston Common to Derby. Pig jettisoned her spacesuit and piloted the CheekyYaguar nude in the fountain. After the derbys, there was some spontaneous pilot booty-shaking with the homeless and then the fleet moved on to Castle Island in the Southie Constellation, viewing the Bigus Digus along the way.
Skunk boogies with the homeless
TKM hasn't got a chance
Nowhere calls on the gods of Heavy Metal to help her win the derby....
SCUL found the castle defenseless and easily appropriated it for our own nefarious purposes. Many pilots jettisoned clothing and morals to celebrate. Twisted Mike found new and terrifying ways to display both riding ability and nudity atop the large donut-like structure on the Island. Perversity appeased, the fleet limped back to Fort Francis, arriving as the sun came up. A long but thoroughly satisfying mission.
Twisted Mike gets naked at Castle Island
Skunk is bringing up the rear