NoWay
NoWay is one of the most loved pilots in all of
SCUL, his record (and his verbosity) speaks for
itself. Distinguishing himself in too many ways to
count, among which are riding from Somerville
System to Bangor System aboard USB EzRaider, a
300-mile, four-day mission! Also he was the second
pilot to complete a chopper century, which turned
a ludicrous stunt into a tradition. Excels in
proofreading and cramming donuts down his throat.
Recruited: 980824
Recruited By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted: 980824
Initiated By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Missions: 98
Light Years: 2058.287
Experience: 

Jobs Taken

Medi Bag:0.25
Navigator:5
Tailgunner:3
Tool Bag:125

Bonuses

Hi-Five:2
Cup:53
Derby Win:9
Fort Reconstruction:4
Misc Bonus:2878
MRC--Basic:0.5

Missions

Date Mission Ship
090829 Veteran Pilots Day Famine
080607 SCUL Day 2008 Annihilation
031101 Hallowheels2003 Durty Basturd
030927 SCULimpics 2003 FullPull
030816 NoWay Day A-OK FullPull
030809 LargeMelon Spooky Pirate
030802 StormTheCastle Pale Horse
030705 Waltor Day 2003 Trez Bonz
030621 VomitDay2003 Pale Horse
030614 DoubleDistressCall Darkendank
030607 ExpectToSeeDawn Annihilation
030531 DoubleClutchin'DieselDrenchin' Darkendank
030503 BackInTheSaddle JanBrady
030412 SloMo BetaMission FullPull
030405 AlphaMission Darkendank
021026 LastDance Spooky Pirate
020928 SCULimpics 2002 Skylab
020921 MassiveEntropyDenial Annihilation
020907 HanginTough Pestilence
020831 CenturyMeetsU-hell Annihilation
020825 Muppets Take Manhattan Annihilation
020817 NoWay Day 2002 Trez Bonz
020804 Intergalaxative Rode Onland Return Annihilation
020802 Intergalaxative Rode Onland Annihilation
020727 ThreeHourTour Annihilation
020720 WharfRat Darkendank
020713 TheQuickenin' Annihilation
020629 FieldTrip Annihilation
020622 SuperLameOBailout Anarchy
020615 Vomit Day Pestilence
020608 ShouldaBeenThere Pestilence
020601 SCUL Day 2002 Annihilation
020518 Crack Day Trez Bonz
020511 ShakesRattle&Roll FullPull
020504 RoughService Trez Bonz
020427 Derby World FullPull
020420 Fresh Pond Chat Spooky Pirate
020413 5000MileMark Skylab
020406 AlphaMission2002 Annihilation
011006 ElCienLoco Skylab
010929 Storytime Annihilation
010908 SkyLabSplashDown Delirium
010901 DownMechanicalLane Darkendank
010818 SCULimpics 2001 Games Caddy Yack
010811 FilmNoir Abandon All Hope
010804 PancreaticCramitore Abandon All Hope
010728 JamaicaPain Skylab
010714 NarrowPassage Annihilation
010707 WalTor Day Skylab
010701 Super Heavy Radiation Skylab
010624 SquareRide Darkendank
010609 MoonOverAborertum Skylab
010602 Mmmm....Ice Cream... Abandon All Hope
010512 Shake Yer Booty Abandon All Hope
010505 SuicideMission Abandon All Hope
010421 BeepBeepBeepWhooo! Annihilation
010414 ConstantGroovin' Annihilation
010407 FirstOfficialMission Annihilation
001029 Hallonwheels2000 Star Hustler
001014 MoonOverArboretum Durty Basturd
001009 SCULympicsNightGames2000 Darkendank
001007 SCULympics Day Games 2000 Darkendank
001002 WarpFactorWhat?! Ez Raider
001001 Close-UpAndPersonal Annihilation
000924 Where The Wind Blows Annihilation
000813 GoodBuyMoney Catastrophe
000812 ItWasWorkingWhenWeLeft Sloth
000806 MindyMilky Annihilation
000624 Pain Centvrion
000610 DBD BBQ Pestilence
000520 19 Pilots Annihilation
991102 HallownWheels1999 Darkendank
991024 DrunkenColonyAttack Trez Bonz
991017 DrunkenColonyAttack Trez Bonz
990808 Severed Baby Head Sky King
990725 ShortButtSweet Darkendank
990717 NebulaHunt 2 Sky King
990705 NebulaHunt Trez Bonz
990704 BumsBurstingInAir Centvrion
990627 MerchantMarine Colostomos
990627 HotChromeAndBlood Sky King
990620 This Sucks I Can't Believe It's Taking So Long Sky King
990613 SCULimpics '99 Lust
990609 E.99.3 Famine
990606 DuelingDogs Centvrion
990530 KneeBuster Colostomos
990523 GeekCorner Pale Horse
990521 E.99.1 Chrome Pony
990519 StrainedMeats Sloth
990517 PulledPork Anger
990515 TooManyMaggots Sloth
990502 MayNight Sloth
990425 ThreeOnAMatch Chrome Pony
990418 Derby Fest Trez Bonz
990411 Robyn'sEgg Anger
990404 FluffyEasterBunny Greed
981031 Halloweenwheels Pestilence

Honors

Iron Cog

1999
Intergalactic

2
Century

4
Artifact

1
Diplomat

3
Damage

10
Valour

9
Injury

5
Patronage

6
Strength

23