NoWay

Pilot Date1998.08.24
Missions100
Total Light Years2,082.93

NoWay is one of the most loved pilots in all of SCUL, his record (and his verbosity) speaks for itself. Distinguishing himself in too many ways to count without a database, among which are riding from Somerville System to Bangor System aboard USB EzRaider, a 300-mile, four-day mission! Also he was the second pilot to complete a chopper century, which turned a ludicrous stunt into a tradition. Excels in proofreading and cramming donuts down his throat.

Taskforce

Navigator7
Tailgunner3
Tool Bag125
Medi Bag0.25

Accolades

Hi-Fives/Waves
2
Cups
53
MRC Basic
0.5
Fort Maintenance
4
Derby Win
9

Recruitment

Hosted ByFleet Admiral Skunk
Pilot Date1998.08.24

Pilots Hosted

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2019.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 50 Wingnut
2009.08.29 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Famine
2008.06.07 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Annihilation
2003.11.01 MAD Hallowheels 03 Durty Basturd
2003.09.27 MAD SCULimpics 2003 Full Pull
2003.08.16 MAD NoWay Day A-OK Full Pull
2003.08.09 MAD Large Melon Spooky Pirate
2003.08.02 MAD Storm The Castle Pale Horse
2003.07.05 MAD Waltor Day 2003 Trez Bonz
2003.06.21 MAD Vomit Day 03 Pale Horse
2003.06.14 MAD Double Distress Call Darkendank
2003.06.07 MAD Expect To See Dawn Annihilation
2003.05.31 MAD Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' Darkendank
2003.05.03 MAD Back In The Saddle Jan Brady
2003.04.12 MAD SloMoBetaMission Full Pull
2003.04.05 MAD AlphaMission Darkendank
2002.10.26 MAD Last Dance Spooky Pirate
2002.09.28 MAD SCULimpics 2002 Skylab
2002.09.21 MAD Massive Entropy Denial Annihilation
2002.09.07 MAD Hangin Tough Pestilence
2002.08.31 MAD Century Meets U-hell Annihilation
2002.08.25 MAD Muppets Take Manhattan Annihilation
2002.08.17 MAD NoWay Day 2002 Trez Bonz
2002.08.04 MAD Intergalaxative Rode Onland Return Annihilation
2002.08.02 MAD Intergalaxative Rode Onland Annihilation
2002.07.27 MAD Three Hour Tour Annihilation
2002.07.20 MAD Wharf Rat Darkendank
2002.07.13 MAD The Quickenin' Annihilation
2002.06.29 MAD Field Trip Annihilation
2002.06.22 MAD Super Lame-o Bailout Anarchy
2002.06.15 MAD Vomit Day Pestilence
2002.06.08 MAD ShouldaBeenThere Pestilence
2002.06.01 MAD SCUL Day 2002 Annihilation
2002.05.18 MAD Crack Day Trez Bonz
2002.05.11 MAD Shakes Rattle & Roll Full Pull
2002.05.04 MAD RoughService Trez Bonz
2002.04.27 MAD Derby World Full Pull
2002.04.20 MAD Fresh Pond Chat Spooky Pirate
2002.04.13 MAD 5000 Mile Mark Skylab
2002.04.06 MAD Alphamission 02 Annihilation
2001.10.06 MAD El Cien Loco Skylab
2001.09.29 MAD Storytime Annihilation
2001.09.08 MAD Skylab Splashdown Delirium
2001.09.01 MAD Down Mechanical Lane Darkendank
2001.08.18 MAD SCULimpics 2001 Games Caddy Yack
2001.08.11 MAD Film Noir Abandon All Hope
2001.08.04 MAD Pancreatic Cramitore Abandon All Hope
2001.07.28 MAD Jamaica Pain Skylab
2001.07.14 MAD Narrow Passage Annihilation
2001.07.07 MAD WalTor Day Skylab
2001.07.01 MAD Super Heavy Radiation Skylab
2001.06.24 MAD Square Ride Darkendank
2001.06.09 MAD Moon Over Aborertum Skylab
2001.06.02 MAD Mmmm... Ice Cream Abandon All Hope
2001.05.12 MAD Shake Yer Booty Abandon All Hope
2001.05.05 MAD Suicide Mission Abandon All Hope
2001.04.21 MAD Beep Beep Beep Whooo! Annihilation
2001.04.14 MAD Constant Groovin' Annihilation
2001.04.07 MAD Aplhamission 21 Annihilation
2000.10.29 MAD Hallowheels 20 Star Hustler
2000.10.14 MAD Moon Over Arboretum Durty Basturd
2000.10.09 MAD SCULimpics Night Games 20 Darkendank
2000.10.07 MAD SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Darkendank
2000.10.02 MAD Warp Factor What?! Ez Raider
2000.10.01 MAD Close-Up And Personal Annihilation
2000.09.24 MAD Where The Wind Blows Annihilation
2000.08.13 MAD Good Buy Money Catastrophe
2000.08.12 MAD It Was Working When We Left Sloth
2000.08.06 MAD Mindy Milky Annihilation
2000.06.24 MAD Pain Centvrion
2000.06.10 MAD DBD BBQ Pestilence
2000.05.20 MAD 19 Pilots Annihilation
1999.12.31 MAD Y2K Buggin Sky King
1999.11.02 MAD Alpah-Hallowheels: Episode 1999 Darkendank
1999.10.24 MAD Drunken Colony Attack Trez Bonz
1999.10.17 MAD Drunken Colony Attack Trez Bonz
1999.08.08 MAD Severed Baby Head Sky King
1999.07.25 MAD Short Butt Sweet Darkendank
1999.07.17 MAD NebulaHunt 2 Sky King
1999.07.05 MAD Nebula Hunt Trez Bonz
1999.07.04 MAD Bums Bursting In Air Centvrion
1999.06.27 MAD Merchant Marine Colostomos
1999.06.27 MAD Hot Chrome And Blood Sky King
1999.06.20 MAD This Sucks I Can't Believe It's Taking So Long Sky King
1999.06.13 MAD Alpha Sculimpics: Episode 1999 Lust
1999.06.09 MAD E.99.3 Famine
1999.06.06 MAD Dueling Dogs Centvrion
1999.05.30 MAD Knee Buster Colostomos
1999.05.23 MAD Geek Corner Pale Horse
1999.05.21 MAD E.99.1 Chrome Pony
1999.05.19 MAD Strained Meats Sloth
1999.05.17 MAD Pulled Pork Anger
1999.05.15 MAD Too Many Maggots Sloth
1999.05.02 MAD May Night Sloth
1999.04.25 MAD Three On A Match Chrome Pony
1999.04.18 MAD Derby Fest Trez Bonz
1999.04.11 MAD Robyn's Egg Anger
1999.04.04 MAD Fluffy Easter Bunny Greed
1998.10.31 MAD Hallowheels Pestilence
Iron Cog
1999
Intergalactic
2
Artifact
1
Diplomat
3
Valor
9
Injury
5
Patronage
6
Strength
23