Where The Wind Blows
Sixteen pilots reported for duty. One maggot, who rode with us a while back but not this year, known as "The Bandit". Two maiden voyages. The first was USB SpookyPirate, a Murray FireCat which will be painted from grips to tires in glow in the dark paint. The second is USB StreetSweeper, a chopped out Schwinn trike capable of massive cargo hauling. Our mission parameters: to not have an objective.
It didn't take long to find the limitations of our young ships. About half a light year into the journey the forks on USB StreetSweeper folded like Scooby Do at a poker game. Vice Admiral Gropo returned to Fort Berkeley to substitute the ship. A quick game of dogfight derby kept us busy. Diva out maneuvered USB Chrome Pony by doing aquick U-turn near a wall, forcing Generator and Sprout to dab, giving Diva her second dogfight derby victory. This is now known as the Diva Maneuver.
We pressed onward to One Kendal Square, and the parking garage, then to the boardwalk. Porta potties can be unlocked with a flathead screwdriver. After a pit stop we went off to the North End for a hi profile pass. We were warmly received by the natives. Fanieul Hall was not as friendly. People were belligerent, tried to board our ships. Generator had to punch someone in self defense. We stopped at City Hall to gather our wits. After realizing it was bar closing time we decided to wait out the storm there. Another derby ensued. Skunk won this one.