Status: Success


Down Mechanical Lane

Many maggots showed minutes before launch making the preflights more challenging than usual. September first on Boston is known as "Night of the Living U-Hauls" so we decided to navigate clear of the heavily transported spaceways. This proved unnecessary, for most of the moving transports were docked by 11. USB Mjollnir had another of it's infamous flats.

Off to derby in the Luna Microcenter parking lot! After two fun but long derbies it was time to head back to base. Unfortunately the end of the last derby had some unexpected results: ICI GormClaiomh lost her navigational thruster in a dramatic crash ending, the rim split open.

Nasty split in the rim

While we were trying to decide what to do, USB Mjollnir reported another flat. We took the navigational thruster off Mjollnir and put it on GormClaiomh. Mucus carried Mjollnir's wreckage, and GutRod got a lift from PigPen aboard EZ-Raider. We all returned to base safely to tell the tale.

I'll Carry It Wing lives up to its name
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BiopC Durty Basturd 148.578   Aviator First Class
Bug Ooh La La 65.6245   Master Chief Petty Officer
Cainal Famine 74.1512   Aviator
Dirty Harriet Circus Peanut 89.3739   Petty Officer Second Class
Diva Silver King 227.541   Commodore
Fleet Admiral Skunk Doppelganger 507.082  
Flip Top Greed 129.641   Aviator First Class
Gropo Trez Bonz 81.8346   Lieutenant
Gut Rod Ez Raider 41.6726   Chief Petty Officer
LoJack Skylab 151.573  
Maddog George Dilboy 51.3323   Lieutenant
MoneyShot Delirium 101.792   Commander
Monkeyboy Swamp Thing 111.39   Commander
Mucus Gorm Claiomh 156.894   Ensign
NoWay Darkendank 83.4775  
Shakes Annihilation 160.33   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Sister Pestilence 71.3408   Chief Petty Officer
Speed Metal Devastation 58.4953  
vomit Abandon All Hope 180.403  
WalTor Singularity 221.355  
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator WalTor
Tailgunner Diva
Life Support 1 Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Fleet Admiral Skunk

Mission Parameters

Mission LeaderFleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Size20 pilots
OriginFort Berkeley
Destinationavoid u-hauls
Light Years8.24
G-Well Activity1.404
Technical Rating2.889