Operation
Farmworth: Intergalactic!
After excessively preflighting the fork out of our ships, which
involved several last minute modifications, we sortied to the launch
pad having barely had time to digest our morning meals. Admiral Fleet
Ready h4ckw0r+h then proceeded to digress into an impromptu Vogon
poetry reading which was well recieved, even if 'creation' and
'plantations' doesn't quite rhyme but instead sounds similar when
mumbled. The fleet groggily took off to the resounding chords of Eric
Johnson, after which the funk busting began in earnest with a few
warmup laps around Constellation Davis. The food was surprised to see
us outside our native timeframe, but no less enthusiastic.



We wound our way through Cambridge with a brief layover at Fort Issimo
to pick up spare inner plasma casings for ARP Synesthesia's newly
built and unusually sized navigational thruster. We had a brief stop
on the wormhole by the Charles Asteroid Belt to rehydrate and
re-secure Lieutenant Raven's cargo, which had shaken loose.



We then continued through the Boston System collecting high fives, a
Klingon who confused us for the Critical Mass Fleet and
positudinal funktitude and took the Southwest Corridor Wormhole into
the Jamaica Plain System. After we circled the Jamaica Heavy Nebulae,
we stopped to refill our rapidly diminishing supply of water molecules
and decided to sortie to Luna Purple Cactus Burrito & Wrap Bar for
food and also get some ice cream molecules at Luna JP Licks. After
collecting food molecules and distributing stickers to the local
denizens, one of whom was very small and riding a tiny ship made
entirely of wood, we continued onwards and up our first significant
g-well at the Arnold
Arboretum. Little did we know how insignificant
this g-well would be in comparison to the rest.



We stalled for lunch on a hillside at the Arboretum in order to fuel
up for the long and arduous light years of travel before us. As we
were launching, NBT rusty verus experienced the first mechanical -- a
blown inner plasma casing. This was repaired in short order. We
continued out of the Arboretum and down a super ultra mega posi g-well
with the aroma of LDS Frek's smoking retros in the air.



We continued through the Jamaica Plain System and spacewalked up a
major negi g-well. A pleasant transit through Stony Brook State
Reservation brought our spirits up and core temperatures down. We
shifted from Adm FR h4ckw0r+h's playlist to Admiral Buckminster's
intersteller groove in preparation to start logging as many light
years as possible.



We continued through the West Roxbury System and into the Dedham
System, where the tree cover of solar radiation subsided and Adm. FR
Treekiller's zubes started to fail and he made
the call for transport support. After a rest stop where Lieutenant
Commander L-Train discovered that some local food had a cousin by the
name of Irish Mike in Black Label New York, we cruised briefly into
the Westwood System to the next available parking lot at Luna Westwood
Nails and Spa. There we refilled our cargo holds with more water
molecules, which were being consumed at an alarming rate. We did not
get mani-pedis. As SAW
chlorophyll carried only other radiobox on this mission, we removed
Dummy Load from ARP Synesthesia and left it for the transport to pick
up. After confirming that Adm. FR Treekiller had recovered and that
transport support would arrive shortly, and that backup transport
support options were in place, we continued on our way.



We continued funking out to Adm. Bucky's groove into the Medfield
System and into the Millis-Clicquot System. Our navigator Adm. FR y.t.
pulled over near the Prospect Hill Cemetery to discuss the possibility
of circumnavigating it, and we watched Captain Road Rash execute a
perfect rolling stop where he was the one rolling, was ejected from
the cockpit of NBS nohup, and acquired the second injury
of the mission -- a fitting and mild case of road rash. We elected not
to transit the cemetery and navigated on to the Medway System, Adm.
Bucky's mix cranking out "Chariots of Fire" and pilots pantomiming
running motions. Beautiful rural settings put smiles on the pilots
faces... and the very occasional Hi-5 helped, too.



Shortly after entering the Medway System, USB Skylab's navigation
thruster began emitting ominous crunching noises. We halted to
investigate at a parking lot across from the Medway Mart -- a "VERY
CONVENIENT" convenience store (which was home to beer and ice cream)
-- and disassembled the front axle to discover deep
grooves in the races, several severely worn bearings and an overall
lack of lubrication. After debating the likelihood of finding a nearby
open bicycle store for replacement bearings, Adm. FR Pywaket
recollected that NBT rusty verus was pulling a trailer that had old
hubs as decorative elements. We discovered that the bearings from one
of the two decorative hubs matched perfectly and executed field
repairs, using Commander Zombie's lemon lip balm to lubricate the
hub.



By this time the day star was receding and we fired up our lasers. We
switched over to Lt. Cdr. L-Train's high energy g-well busting
playlist, which had just been made WHILE PILOTING BVD YerMom, and
continued on into the extremely large Bellingham System. We stopped
for more food molecules at Luna Bellingham Palace Pizza just before
our transit into Galaxy Rhode Island.



After consuming food molecules and changing into more robust space
suits we continued into Galaxy Rhode Island. We stopped for a brief
photograph at the galactic border, and then piloted through the
Woonsocket System collecting a handful of high fives from surprised
and mostly drunken residents at about 0030. A damaged bridge off 122
caused a brief delay as we recalculated our route. We hit a major
g-well at St. Paul Street and
thus began a long series of posi and negi g-wells, each one
successively more challenging. Going up g-wells in the dark is good
because you can't see the entire g-well ahead of you!



We continued logging light years through g-well after g-well and
stopped at Luna Mr. Doughboy to dump fuel, rehydrate, and switch to
Vice Admiral Plasmonster's 140 bpm British electro mix. We continued
on and interacted with some STs from the Burrillville System who
warned us to be careful of the local transports and was otherwise
supportive of our efforts.



We slogged on up enormous g-wells which we could not see the end of
and into the Chepachet System. After transiting most of the Chepachet
System, Adm. FR Pywaket suffered significant damage to his right foot
and called for transport support. We called in h4cksis who cheerfully
arrived approximately 30 minutes later and loaded USB Skylab and our
injured pilot into the transport. While waiting for transport support
a Glocester ST stopped to investigate. We peppered the ST with
stickers and buttons and his response was "That's neat. I
do some pretty odd things in my free time, too."



Right on, gangsta.



We finished the last few hours of our journey riding through many posi
and negi g-wells, every one of which Adm. FR h4ckw0r+h -- lying
through his teeth -- proclaimed would be the last and subsequently
recieving a "F**k You, h4ckw0r+h" from more than a few pilots. Our lasers
illuminated light fog and tree-canopied roads, pilots bombed down posi
g-wells, and the warp cores on ARP Synesthesia slowly creaked out
high-energy electro music. Upon the final approach to Farmworth, two
hippies hanging out of transports handed stolen yard flowers to Plas
and L-Train. One of them told her trippily "Have a wonderful
journey", and then they pulled their transport up near yt and told her
to "Keep up the great work!"



We arrived victorious at Farmworth around 0400 exhausted and happy.
Sisw0r+h cheerfully welcomed us to her recently acquired home with
beer molecules, which we consumed quickly. Then we pitched tents and
fell rapidly asleep.



The next morning SCUL awoke to h4ckw0r+h's family (sisw0r+h with only
2 hours of sleep, h4ckw0r+h with 3) preparing a ginormous feast of
scrambled farm eggs, ham, bacon, freshly baked bread, homemade yogurt
and more. SadieBlake, Bucky, Road Rash and LD50 sous chef'd it up,
operating sharp instruments after 4-ish hours of sleep and built two
beautiful displays of cut fruit (fig. 20)



Coffee molecules were consumed. We sat down to a delicious breakfast
on the lawn outside, regaled ourselves and h4ckw0r+h's family with
stories of the mission thus far, and were visited by several
hummingbirds.



After breakfast we broke into two sorties to clean up the breakfast
dishes, pack up the tents and consolidate the ships at Farmworth
proper. Niecew0r+h tracked LD50 around, learning about bicycles and
briefly riding her own unchopped civi ship, which LD50 adjusted using
toolbag.



After SCUL had packed up the big mess we made, we went on a farm tour!
Highlights were AUDIBLE PURR BARN KITTIES! ^__^ AND BABY BUNNIES!!! Sheep,
chickens of many flavors, cats, quilts and locally made blankets were
also seen and ooo'd at.



After the farm tour we prepared for launch and ceremonially awarded
medals of Valour to Momw0r+h, sisw0r+h and brow0r+h. Several pilots
availed themselves of the transport option back to the Providence
System at this point, and the main body of SCUL launched at
approximately 1330 for the final leg to the Providence System.



A scant two miles in, several mechanicals tested our mettle and our
metal. NBS nohup's head tube started seizing up; we loosened the
headset and resolved this issue. While idly gazing at the navi
thruster on ARP Synesthesia, h4ckw0r+h noticed that the front drum
brake arm had shifted off of the bracket. This was re-secured.
Finally, BVD Yermom's booster stanchions were slightly slipping; we
temporarily patched these with zip ties, electing not to engage in a
major repair. We also realized that we'd forgotten medibag and again
called on transport support from sisw0r+h and brow0r+h. Lack of sleep
plus long miles doesn't make for clear thought.



Bad-ass goat in a barn watched us go by. Stuck his head around the
barn door to continue watching.



We continued towards Providence system listening to bluegrass. This
was quickly traded for LD50's mix, which was busted until ARP
Synesthesia's warp cores failed around mile 88. LDS Frek's primary
thruster rigging failed causing a brief mechanical; we offloaded some
weight into rusty verus's cargo hold and it held up for the remainder
of the mission. We still busted the funk, collected hi-fives, and
freaked out some young food --
jumping-up-and-down-screaming-arm-waving freaking out.



Our navi took us on an excellent newly built wormhole along the
Woonasquatucket River and into the Providence System. This was
absolutely gorgeous. We arrived at the providence system around 1700
and purchased tickets for the 1900 MBTA heavy transport.



We ate food molecules in a park near the State House and knighted
SadieBlake, who we all agreed had shown great strength in this
mission, hauling cargo for SCUL and had done more than enough to prove
himself an able pilot. Three cheers for SadieBlake!



The transport ride was mercifully brief and without incident. We
travelled a short distance through the Boston and Cambridge systems,
where some food across the street in a taxi spotted us and was
overheard to say to her friend, nonplussed, "Oh. It's SCUL.". It was
good to be home.



* * *



The mission was hard, every pilot rose to the occasion, there were
concerns along the way (on the fly navimagation changes, many many
many G-wells), they were voiced, handled and dispatched. The funk
prevailed (even when the musical-funk zoobs were depleted @mile 88).
Lt. Cdr. ltrain rode YerMom as hard as ever and harderer still, we
estimate she chopped ~25% more LY than the rest of the fleet in her
patrols.



Some statistics and interesting notes:



- We had 100% cranial coverage (everyone wore a helmet).

- Every bag that was brought on the mission was used.

- Everything in tool bag was used except for the toilet paper and the
derby ribbon.

- The best estimate we have of negi-gravity well activity is 3700'
ascent = .7 LY. This is comparable to climbing Mt Washington and we
believe it establishes a record of G-well exploration far outstripping
prior fleet records for an official SCUL mission. Specifically we
ascended what seemed to be countless 6- 10% grades, many of these
sustained for a lightyear or more.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 1936.22   Admiral
hackworth Synesthesia 3477.63  
ld50 Frek 1166.1   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
ltrain Yer Mom 1387.58   Commander
Plasmonster Mad Rabbit 2325.21   Vice Admiral
pywaket Skylab 2015.28   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Raven Curb Burner 1122.76   Lieutenant
RoadRash Nohup 1010.88   Lieutenant Commander
SadieBlake Rusty Verus 1865.5   Lieutenant Commander
Treekiller chlorophyll 2235.21   Admiral, Fleet Ready
yt SecretAsianSCULly 3677.09  
ZombiePhD Kriegen Kriek 1412.82   Commodore
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock pywaket
ComSat Monkey Treekiller
Damage Control ltrain
Deck Officer hackworth
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Buckminister
Food Wrangler RoadRash
Medi Bag ZombiePhD
Minister of Zoobs pywaket
Mission Leader hackworth
Navigator yt
Radio Wrangler hackworth
RadioBox A Treekiller
Sticker Bag yt
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner Plasmonster
Tool Bag ld50
Wookiee Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 08/14/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Spawning pool of the w0r+hsw4rm
Light Years: 103.85
G-Well Activity: 9.5647
Technical Rating: 3.2518