Aviator First Class


Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Subject resides in a multi-person apartment in the Foundation-controlled zone of Somerville, Massachusetts. Subject has not expressed any desire to relocate or travel from this zone, and is not considered a flight risk. Subject is cooperative and often assists the Foundation with the housing and containment of various other anomalies.

GRIMLOCKE (General Robotic Individual Manufactured for Large Organism Contact and Kamikaze Exploration) is a roughly humanoid biomechanical entity that displays most of the characteristics and mannerisms of homo sapiens sapiens.

This unit serves as both dwelling and vehicle to a trillion-member crew comprised of various species and cultures. It is currently assumed that these microscopic entities originated on our Earth, but due to the sheer number, an accurate account and census will be an ongoing challenge.
It is thus far assumed that these entities are benevolent, and are using the GRIMLOCKE to explore and interact with an environment that would otherwise be unnavigable and often deadly.
Communication with the crew is possible via interaction with the GRIMLOCKE unit itself, though which of the entities we are communicating with is still a mystery. The GRIMLOCKE speaks fluent English, something roughly equivalent to but entirely unlike Spanish, and understands enough French to know when it's being insulted.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date050618
Knighted ByMasokist
Light Years676.18

Task Force Record

Beer Mule2
Beer Wrangler3
Chalk Bag1
Com-Sat 11
Compressor Wrangler1
Damage Control6
Deck Officer1
Flat Bag2
Food Wrangler2
Medi Bag6
Radiobox 21
Still Cam1
Stillcam Downloader1
Tool Bag15
Wookiee Bag1


Hi-Fives/Waves Back347
Colors on Person2
MRC Basic9
Misc Bonus1180

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
210814 MAD Summerween Ez Raider
210807 MAD Nyte Moves Ez Raider
210710 MAD Two-tee Fiver Golden Eagle
110702 MAD Wild Goose Chase Gutternaught
090801 MAD Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Gutternaught
080726 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Gutternaught
080621 MAD Submersive Choppah Underwater League Gutternaught
080517 MAD Bicycle Boogie Gutternaught
080419 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Gutternaught
080405 MAD AlphaMissle 08 Gutternaught
071013 MAD This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Darkendank
070810 MAD All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Trondholm
070804 MAD Radiation Treatment Darkendank
070728 MAD Hapto Day Darkendank
070701 MAD Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Lust
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Lust
070526 MAD Rotwang Day Lust
070512 MAD Bring Your Own Fun Lust
070421 MAD OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers Doctor Love
070421 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Doctor Love
060916 MAD Big Trouble In Little China Doctor Love
060826 MAD Freshmaker Ez Raider
060819 MAD NoWay Day Adventure Doctor Love
060812 MAD eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Ez Raider
060805 MAD Swing Set (Diva Day) ExxxonValdez
060729 MAD Subconscious Party ExxxonValdez
060722 MAD Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Sloth
060715 MAD SCULimpics 2006 ExxxonValdez
060708 MAD Waltor Day 2006 ExxxonValdez
060701 MAD First of July Binky
060624 MAD June Oh Ween Ooh La La
060617 MAD Vomit Day2006 Darkendank
060527 MAD Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Binky
060514 MAD Dude - You're Getting A Deluge! Darkendank
051030 MAD Hallowheels05 Binky
051001 MAD OctoberTest Binky
050903 MAD Somethin or other Binky
050826 MAD Operation Super Posi Binky
050820 MAD Egg Toss Binky
050730 MAD NamelessDay: Local Defense System War
050723 MAD Megaseth Day PlateOShrimp
050625 MAD LowKey Spooky Pirate
050618 MAD DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Ooh La La