A space pirate on the Meteor-ship, Abraxas; she
travels through the galaxy robbing civilized
planets and moons of the color orange.
Due to a short in her navigational control panel,
she crash landed in the Somerville sector of the
Boston Nebula.
Unfortunately, the part she needs to fix her ship
is still out of stock at Amazon.
But for now she's content riding bicycles and
making this planet a little more colorful.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date031025
Knighted ByNameless
Light Years1030.31

Task Force Record

Beer Mule1
Chalk Bag5
Damage Control1
Deck Officer2
Flat Bag3
Food Wrangler2
Gate Attendant3
Medi Bag2
Mission Debriefer1
Mission Leader3
Radio Wrangler4
Skynet Operator Pre1
Sticker Bag3
Still Cam2
Tool Bag59.25


Hi-Fives/Waves Back173
Colors on Bag5
Fort Maintenance31
MRC Basic43.5
Misc Bonus3982

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
121103 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission D.B. Cooper
121013 MAD Bring Them Home D.B. Cooper
120721 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Civilian Ship
120526 MAD I Don't Want To Grow Up Circus Peanut
111015 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Civilian Ship
111008 MAD Skunk Day Civilian Ship
110820 MAD 8-bit Seal Cruft Darkendank
100918 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Civilian Ship
100731 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Circus Peanut
090801 MAD Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Darkendank
090725 MAD Soggy Bottom Darkendank
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Darkendank
090627 MAD Fallen Heroes Darkendank
090606 MAD You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Darkendank
090523 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Popcycle
090404 MAD Aplhamission Swamp Thing
081101 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Popcycle
081018 MAD Downtown Darkendank
081011 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Civilian Ship
081004 MAD Skunk Day Darkendank
080913 MAD Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Chrome Pony
080906 MAD The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Swamp Thing
080827 MAD SCULimpics and Petrified Fish Poop Popcycle
080826 MAD Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Popcycle
080816 MAD Friendly Fire Swamp Thing
080802 MAD Lost Boys Popcycle
080726 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Popcycle
080719 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Popcycle
080712 MAD Balls in Spaaaaaaace Popcycle
080614 MAD Kick It Like Vomit Popcycle
080607 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Popcycle
080531 MAD Starship Safari Popcycle
080524 MAD Space Truckin' Popcycle
080517 MAD Bicycle Boogie Popcycle
080426 MAD Merit Badge Popcycle
080405 MAD AlphaMissle 08 Popcycle
071027 MAD Omegamission Sugardaddy
071020 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Sugardaddy
071006 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Sugardaddy
070804 MAD Radiation Treatment Sugardaddy
070728 MAD Hapto Day Sugardaddy
070721 MAD SCULimpics 2007 Sugardaddy
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Sugardaddy
070602 MAD SCUL Day 2007 Sugardaddy
070519 MAD Why Does It Always Radiate On My Parade? Sugardaddy
070421 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Sugardaddy
060930 MAD Bovine Bonanza Sugardaddy
060806 MAD Design Skwad Swamp Thing
060715 MAD SCULimpics 2006 Sugardaddy
060708 MAD Waltor Day 2006 Sugardaddy
060701 MAD First of July Sugardaddy
060527 MAD Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Sugardaddy
060506 MAD Alphamission 06 Sugardaddy
051015 MAD Radiation Scattering Sugardaddy
051008 MAD Skunk Day 05 Anarchy
050826 MAD Operation Super Posi Sugardaddy
050820 MAD Egg Toss Sugardaddy
050723 MAD Megaseth Day Sugardaddy
050716 MAD Post SCULimpics Sugardaddy
050625 MAD LowKey Sugardaddy
050618 MAD DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Sugardaddy
050604 MAD SCUL Day 2005 Sugardaddy
050514 MAD Stoodio53 Sugardaddy
050416 MAD Mega Seth a liscous Sugardaddy
050409 MAD Beta Missssion 05 Swamp Thing
041030 MAD Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Sugardaddy
040925 MAD Axis of Elvis Sugardaddy
040828 MAD Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Sugardaddy
040807 MAD Booty Camp Sugardaddy
040717 MAD SCULimpics 2004 Sugardaddy
040710 MAD Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Sugardaddy
040620 MAD LoveTrain Sugardaddy
040605 MAD SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Swamp Thing
040515 MAD Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Swamp Thing
040508 MAD Derby Durby Derbie Spooky Pirate
040417 MAD Stop N Chop Pride
040410 MAD Beta Ride Swamp Thing
040403 MAD Alphamission 04 Swamp Thing
031025 MAD As Seen On TV Pig Champion
Bronze Cog