Raven

How Raven brought fire to the (Cherokee) people:

Back in the day, the Earth was mad cold. The
people on earth were like "WTF?? It's so
cold!!" So the animals all got together and were
like "Hey, let's steal fire from the sun--
that'll warm this place up a bit!" Raven, a
trickster bird covered in rainbow feathers, was
like, "Yeah! Imma do it!" So Raven flew up to
the sun and went in for the kill-- stealing a bit
of fire while scorching the sh** out of his
feathers in the process. He swooped back down to
Earth and gave the fire to the people who were
like "Hell yeah! Thanks, man!" The sun,
however, was like "Eph you, Raven! That was MY
fire!! The people can keep the fire, but from
now on your feathers and all the feathers of your
descendants will be scorched black." Raven was
like, "Sure thing, sun. I can live with that."
That's all.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date091003
HostZombiePhD
Knighted091031
Knighted ByZombiePhD
Missions5
Light Years169.92
Experience0

Accolades

Hi-Fives/Waves Back78
Cups18
Shields4
Misc Bonus125

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
100814 MAD Farmworth: Intergalactic! Curb Burner
100522 MAD Secret Places Curb Burner
091031 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Darkendank
091024 MAD Pruny Hands on Film Darkendank
091017 MAD No Dis-integration Darkendank
Intergalactic
1
Injury
1
Strength
1