RoadRash
loves it . know what im sayin?. Fiznun, if
accident-prone . Slap your mutha fuckin self. Fond
of sushi, heath bizzay n gin n' juice molecizzles.
Fun, if accident prone if you gots a paper stack.
W-I-Double-Tizzy n fearless , ya feel me?. Feels
no pain, except maybe wizzle he's lugg'n a full
keg of homebew molecizzles on his bizzay while
trippin' Darkengank so i can get mah pimp on.
Thizzen, just like any hustla pilot would, he does
fizzle pain. It's like W-H-to-tha-izzen Superman
pniches himself. OUCH!
Tour of Duty
Task Force Record
| Airlock | 1 | Deck Officer | 1 | Filmer | 7.5 | Food Wrangler | 1 | Still Cam | 1 | Tailgunner | 2 | Tool Bag | 59.5 |
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Accolades
| Hi-Five | 337 | Cup | 184 | Derby Win | 1 | Colors on Person | 1 | Fort Reconstruction | 1 | Misc Bonus | 1923 | MRC Basic | 7 | Naked | 1 | SCUL Website | 2 | Ship Cargo | 15 | Helmet | 15 |
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Ships
Service Record
| Date | Mission | Ship |
|---|---|---|
| 100828 | Hammer and Tongs | Nohup |
| 100814 | Farmworth: Intergalactic! | Nohup |
| 100807 | Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day | Nohup |
| 100717 | OMGPWNIES | Nohup |
| 090404 | Aplhamission | Circus Peanut |
| 070526 | Rotwang Day | Nohup |
| 060506 | Alphamission 06 | Nohup |
| 050430 | Nothing But Strong | Nohup |
| 050402 | Aplamission 05 | Circus Peanut |
| 041009 | Skunk Day 04 | Darkendank |
| 040905 | Southern Exposure (Century 04) | SilverKing |
| 040828 | Picnic Basket (Moose Day) | Circus Peanut |
| 040821 | Wet and Wild | Water |
| 040807 | Booty Camp | Mjollnir |
| 040724 | Naked Keg Party | War |
| 040717 | SCULimpics 2004 | Circus Peanut |
| 040710 | Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) | Pestilence |
| 040703 | Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? | Ooh La La |
| 040626 | FireFlies | Circus Peanut |
| 040619 | I Dunno (vomit day) | Ez Raider |
| 040612 | Studio 53 | Darkendank |
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