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War
One of the more favorable ships in the fleet. Known best for a long
protrusion out of the bow that leaves its recipient with the word
"WAR" on their B-hind. Never ever allowed in derby. A pilot feels very
powerful riding War but
will notice that the wheel itself sticks out a bit and makes it
hard to use War as a battering ram as one feels inclined to. It was
dressed up by Glyptodont as "Peace" during Hallow Wheels in 2002 and
kept those accoutrements for quite some time.




War! Uh! Good gawd, yawl! What is it good for?! Absolutely NUTHIN!
Sayit eggin!

Construction Info

Ship Status: Active
Ship Class: Frigate
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Origin: Kimon
Chief Engineer: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Builder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Welder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Commission Date: 970128
Location: Fort Tyler
Speeds: 1
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 134
Light Years: 1833.9748

Missions

Date Mission Pilot
170916   Meskenas Mischief Snow
170408   Z Axis fstop
170401   I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission fstop
161105   Life Day 2016 Shadowman
161029   Hallowheelsooogoood Tartheis
160814   Dawn Patrol fstop
160611   Over, Under, Around, and Through Tartheis
160507   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Bullseye
160430   Divine Comedy Snow
160423   White Hole Snow
160416   The Friendly Skies Everest
160409   B-Side Snow
151107   Omegamission 2015 Snow
150919   Bog Standard Ops Taco
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Rocket
150530   StarBuck Rojerthat Snow
150523   Photon Overdrive Snow
150502   String Theory Taco
150418   Cloaked in Cardboard Snow
150411   Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Rocket
141108   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Cortana
141018   Steam Release Cortana
141004   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Deadblow
140927   Catch-22 Deadblow
140913   Keep the Home Fort Burning Deadblow
140830   Balanced Diet Deadblow
140621   Operation Summer-ville Red Squirrel
140607   Starship Mumtacular Axolotl
140412   Macular Assault BadCat
121027   Hallowheels 2012 Poutine
120922   Where Is Wombat? Jive
120915   Project MUM Waldo
120818   Flight of the Bumblebee Waldo
120811   Shabadoonicorn Waldo
111231   Cranks for the Memories Yarko
111029   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels DreadFlint
111008   Skunk Day Sprocket
110806   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Sprocket
110723   Gong Swimmin' excess
110521   So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... SevenOfNine
110514   Cold Fusion Reactor Wombat
101009   Skunk Day BaconAndEggs
100703   Exquisite Corpsicle vesper
100515   Standard Ops To JP System Tweenus
100508   Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation peacefrog
100501   Articular Matters vesper
100417   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Tweenus
100410   Blue Angels in a Ho-down SadieBlake
100402   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 MCCharlotteDanger
090704   Playground hackworth
090606   You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long vesper
090502   Art Like a Fart peacefrog
090425   Space, the Final Funtier vesper
090404   Aplhamission Thalo
081101   Hallowheels 2008 PeteyWheatstraw
081004   Skunk Day Visigoth
080726   It's Hard to Be a Princess EvilTwin
080607   SCUL Day 2008 Bravo
080405   AlphaMissle 08 magneato
071231   Points We Hardly Knew Ye Yarko
070922   Back in the Saddle Again Dishpan
060729   Subconscious Party StarScream
050910   MooseDayCelebrated Oppo
050903   Somethinorother Sweetums
050826   Operation Super Posi Pinky
050820   EggToss Oppo
050813   No NoWay Day Oppo
050730   NamelessDay: Local Defense System™ Grimlocke
050723   MegasethDay CollardGreens
050716   Post SCULimpics Ezekiel
050625   LowKey Pengo
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Oppo
050611   HotandMoist Pinky
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Pinky
050528   FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day) Slug
050423   Radiation Overload Oppo
050416   MegaSethaliscous Treehugger
050409   BeetaMissssion HotHead
050402   Aplamission2005 Spooky
041030   Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission) Drunkle
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Treehugger
041016   JumpStart Mosquito
041009   SkunkDay2004 snarly
040904   CenturyIntercept Sweetums
040828   PicnicBasket(MooseDay) Bitzer
040724   Naked Keg Party RoadRash
040718   I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man Bitzer
040619   IDunno(vomit day) Sparky
040612   Studio53 pywaket
031101   Hallowheels2003 Hazard
031018   TourDeVille Trogdor
030913   PortFoint HelmetGirl
030906   BreakingHeadlines Archer
030816   NoWay Day A-OK Gordos
030809   LargeMelon pywaket
030802   StormTheCastle Bushido
030712   HappyFunTimesBikeClub Slug
030705   Waltor Day 2003 Slug
030628   TakeThePlunge TankGirl
030614   DoubleDistressCall Glyptodont
030517   Crack Day 2003 Glyptodont
030510   GetOuttaTown Turtle
021102   Hallowheels Glyptodont
021026   LastDance Glyptodont
021019   TakeTheCanoli Glyptodont
021012   Radiation Control Glyptodont
021005   Skunk Day Observed Glyptodont
020921   MassiveEntropyDenial Glyptodont
020914   StickemUp Snaggletooth
020622   SuperLameOBailout Sparky
020608   ShouldaBeenThere LoJack
020601   SCUL Day 2002 Shakes
020420   Fresh Pond Chat Bushido
020406   AlphaMission2002 TankGirl
010602   Mmmm....Ice Cream... Shrapnel
010421   BeepBeepBeepWhooo! Sparky
010414   ConstantGroovin' LoJack
000924   Where The Wind Blows waltor
000909   Cutthroat RedFive
000819   TwoHundredScaleMilesPerHour Brat
000812   ItWasWorkingWhenWeLeft grendel
000806   MindyMilky Gropo
000715   Slummerville Lothos
000610   DBD BBQ Gropo
000604   Siege The Castle Sparky
000520   19 Pilots vomit
990911   Quadraflat Gropo
990808   Severed Baby Head RaybeeZ
990523   GeekCorner Crack
990404   FluffyEasterBunny Crack
980619   PerformanceFart MRI
980515   Go-NoGo GassyD
980417   Dilly Dally Crack
980410   First Strike Crack
Class: Frigate 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 2.99 
Handling Rating: 6.36 
Difficulty Rating: 4.11