Pilot

hackworth

Pilot Date2009.05.23
Missions99
Total Light Years1,924.13
Current Experience58.47

h4ckw0r+h can make a psychotropic beer from common suburban ornamental plants, play the piano with his eyes closed, and pull the giant drain plug on the Internet.

He likes peace and quiet, beer, bicycles, and a cup of coffee in the morning.

Taskforce

Mission Leader4
Deck Officer9
Gate Attendant6
MRC Officer14
Navigator1
Tailgunner2
Com-Sat 16
Tool Bag5
Flat Bag3
Medi Bag6
Wookiee Bag10
Ambassador4
Chalk Bag4
Airlock9
Recycler1
Life Support 118
Life Support 26
Damage Control8
Minister of Zoobs2
Mission Debriefer3
Mission Reporter12
Cleaner6
Compressor Wrangler9
Filmer64
Radio Wrangler3
Skynet Operator Pre5
Stillcam Downloader10

Accolades

Hi-Fives/Waves
1465
Cups
960
MRC Basic
502.75
MRC Advanced
8
Colors on Bag
3
Field Repair
45
Colors on Person
35
Insignia on Bag
42
Derby Ribbon Grab
1
Transport Services
4
Shields
90
Ship Cargo
214

Recruitment

Hosted ByQuandary
Enlistment Date2009.04.04
Knighted ByQuandary
Pilot Date2009.05.23

Pilots Hosted

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2022.04.23 MAD Eye Scream Civilian Ship
2019.10.11 MAD HONK!alicious Civilian Ship
2019.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 50 Roll Bounce
2016.11.05 MAD Life Day 2016 Torpor
2016.04.02 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Roll Bounce
2015.07.25 MAD Local Early Bird Special Pestilence
2015.04.04 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Torpor
2014.11.08 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Sparkle Pony
2014.04.05 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Torpor
2013.11.02 MAD Omegamission 2013 Doctor Love
2013.08.24 SCD Metric Century of the Phoenix Ez Raider
2013.08.17 MAD Buzz Kill Torpor
2013.08.10 MAD Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Roll Bounce
2013.07.27 MAD SCULimpics 2013 Sparkle Pony
2013.07.13 MAD Stifie's Chooper Gang Roll Bounce
2013.04.06 MAD Alpacamission '13 Torpor
2012.11.03 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission Sparkle Pony
2012.10.27 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Sparkle Pony
2012.10.13 MAD Century 2012 Yer Mom
2012.10.06 MAD Skunk Day 2012 Roll Bounce
2012.09.15 MAD Project MUM Synesthesia
2012.09.08 MAD Spokesfest Civilian Escort Torpor
2012.08.25 MAD For Tinman Civilian Ship
2012.08.18 MAD Flight of the Bumblebee Torpor
2012.08.04 MAD No Matter What Angry Candy
2012.07.28 MAD Poseidon's Pimple Roll Bounce
2012.07.21 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Torpor
2012.07.07 MAD Castle Jam-booor-eeee Pestilence
2012.06.30 MAD One Wet Pilot Torpor
2012.06.23 MAD Chopra vs. Godzilla Torpor
2012.06.16 MAD Where My Party At? Torpor
2012.05.26 MAD I Don't Want To Grow Up Torpor
2012.05.19 MAD Disco Diva Dance Party Torpor
2012.05.12 MAD Word To Your Mother! Civilian Ship
2012.05.05 MAD Super Mooning Torpor
2012.04.21 MAD Tea and Grackle Torpor
2012.04.14 MAD Saturn in Opposition Circus Peanut
2012.04.07 MAD Cranktabulous Alphamission! Roll Bounce
2011.10.29 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Devastation
2011.10.15 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Torpor
2011.10.08 MAD Skunk Day Torpor
2011.10.02 MAD HONK! Parade Torpor
2011.10.01 MAD Medley Mission Synesthesia
2011.09.10 MAD Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit Devastation
2011.08.20 MAD 8-bit Seal Cruft Greed
2011.08.13 MAD Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Spooky Pirate
2011.08.06 MAD Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Torpor
2011.07.30 MAD Fashion Show Synesthesia
2011.07.23 MAD Gong Swimmin' Synesthesia
2011.07.16 MAD Bach in the USSR (boretum) Torpor
2011.07.02 MAD Wild Goose Chase Torpor
2011.06.11 MAD Ships at Sea Synesthesia
2011.05.28 MAD Picnic By The Sea Synesthesia
2011.05.21 MAD So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Synesthesia
2011.05.07 MAD Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Synesthesia
2011.04.30 MAD Let Them Eat Cake Synesthesia
2011.04.23 MAD Shelter From The Storm Yer Mom
2011.04.16 MAD To The Finish Synesthesia
2011.04.09 MAD Repo Men Water
2011.04.02 MAD Alphamission Episode 2011 Synesthesia
2010.10.30 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Civilian Ship
2010.10.23 MAD Shiny Metals Synesthesia
2010.10.02 MAD War of 100 Light Years Synesthesia
2010.09.25 MAD Ground Pounder Synesthesia
2010.09.18 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Synesthesia
2010.09.04 MAD Hurricane Fail Synesthesia
2010.08.14 MAD Farmworth: Intergalactic! Synesthesia
2010.07.31 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Pestilence
2010.07.24 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Summer
2010.07.17 MAD OMGPWNIES Synesthesia
2010.07.03 MAD Exquisite Corpsicle Synesthesia
2010.06.19 MAD Waterworld Synesthesia
2010.06.05 MAD SCULimpics Synesthesia
2010.05.29 MAD Gelatinous Cube Synesthesia
2010.05.22 MAD Secret Places Doctor Love
2010.05.15 MAD Standard Ops To JP System Famine
2010.05.08 MAD Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation Summer
2010.05.01 MAD Articular Matters Summer
2010.04.24 MAD Toolz Ez Raider
2010.04.17 MAD From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Synesthesia
2010.04.10 MAD Blue Angels in a Ho-down Synesthesia
2010.04.02 MAD Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Synesthesia
2009.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Chastity
2009.10.24 MAD Pruny Hands on Film Chastity
2009.10.03 MAD Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Pestilence
2009.09.12 MAD Puddle Jumpers Chastity
2009.09.05 MAD Stormin' the Castle Anger
2009.08.29 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Chastity
2009.08.22 MAD Nitrogen Poop Monkey Chastity
2009.08.15 MAD Insidious Perfection Pestilence
2009.08.08 MAD Toast to Toast Century Ez Raider
2009.08.01 MAD Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Ez Raider
2009.07.11 MAD Curse of the Crone Devastation
2009.07.04 MAD Playground War
2009.06.06 MAD You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Famine
2009.05.23 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Pale Horse
2009.05.16 MAD Fro00oot L0o0ops Pale Horse
2009.05.02 MAD Art Like a Fart Rhinoceros
2009.04.04 MAD Aplhamission G.I. Jane
Iron Cog
2010
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Century
4
Intergalactic
1
Builder
4
Artifact
2
Diplomat
3
Valor
6
Injury
4
Patronage
15
Strength
7
MRC Medal
6