hackworth
h4ckw0r+h can make a psychotropic beer from common suburban ornamental plants, play the piano with his eyes closed, and pull the giant drain plug on the Internet.

He likes peace and quiet, beer, bicycles, and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Recruited: 090404
Recruited By: Q
Knighted: 090523
Initiated By: Q
Missions: 96
Light Years: 1882.856
Experience: 

Jobs Taken

Airlock:9
Chalk Bag:4
Cleaner:6
Compressor Wrangler:9
ComSat Monkey:6
Damage Control:8
Deck Officer:9
Deck Officer Asst.:6
Filmer:64
Flat Bag:3
Food Wrangler:18
Medi Bag:6
Minister of Zoobs:2
Mission Leader:4
Mission Reporter:12
MRC Officer:14
Navigator:1
Print Jockey:2
Radio Wrangler:3
RadioBox A:18
Radiobox B:5
Recycler:1
Skynet Operator (post-mission):3
Skynet Operator (pre-mission):5
Sticker Bag:3
Tailgunner:2
Tool Bag:5
Wookiee Bag:10

Bonuses

Hi-Five:1460
Cup:958
Derby Ribbon Grab:1
Cargo Carrying on Ship:214
Field Repair:45
Misc Bonus:3775
MRC--Advanced:4
MRC--Basic:502.75
Transport Services:4
Wear Insignia on Bag:42
Wear SCUL Logo on Bag:3
Wear SCUL Logo on Person:35
Helmet:90

Missions

Date Mission Ship
161105 Life Day 2016 Torpor
160402 Alfrescomission '16 Roll Bounce
150725 Local Early Bird Special Pestilence
150404 Alfalfa Mission '15 Torpor
141108 Overtime: Omegamission '14 Sparkle Pony
140405 Alphonsemission '14 Torpor
131102 Omegamission 2013 Dr. Love
130824 Metric Century of the Phoenix Ez Raider
130817 Buzz Kill Torpor
130810 Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Roll Bounce
130727 SCULimpics 2013 Sparkle Pony
130713 Stifie's Chooper Gang Roll Bounce
130406 Alpacamission '13 Torpor
121103 Novemberiffic Omegamission Sparkle Pony
121027 Hallowheels 2012 Sparkle Pony
121013 Century 2012 Yer Mom
121006 Skunk Day 2012 Roll Bounce
120915 Project MUM Synesthesia
120908 Spokesfest Civilian Escort Torpor
120825 For Tinman Civilianship
120818 Flight of the Bumblebee Torpor
120804 No Matter What Angry Candy
120728 Poseidon's Pimple Roll Bounce
120721 Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Torpor
120707 Castle Jam-booor-eeee Pestilence
120630 One Wet Pilot Torpor
120623 Chopra vs. Godzilla Torpor
120616 Where My Party At? Torpor
120526 I Don't Want To Grow Up Torpor
120519 Disco Diva Dance Party Torpor
120512 Word To Your Mother! Civilianship
120505 Super Mooning Torpor
120421 Tea and Grackle Torpor
120414 Saturn in Opposition Circus Peanut
120407 Cranktabulous Alphamission! Roll Bounce
111029 I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Devastation
111015 Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Torpor
111008 Skunk Day Torpor
111002 HONK! Parade Torpor
111001 Medley Mission Synesthesia
110910 Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit Devastation
110820 8-bit Seal Cruft Greed
110813 Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Spooky Pirate
110806 Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Torpor
110730 Fashion Show Synesthesia
110723 Gong Swimmin' Synesthesia
110716 Bach in the USSR (boretum) Torpor
110702 Wild Goose Chase Torpor
110611 Ships at Sea Synesthesia
110528 Picnic By The Sea Synesthesia
110521 So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Synesthesia
110507 Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Synesthesia
110430 Let Them Eat Cake Synesthesia
110423 Shelter From The Storm Yer Mom
110416 To The Finish Synesthesia
110409 Repo Men Water
110402 AlphaMission Synesthesia
101030 Omegamission Hallowheels Civilianship
101023 Shiny Metals Synesthesia
101002 War of 100 Light Years Synesthesia
100925 Ground Pounder Synesthesia
100918 SCULimpics Night Games Synesthesia
100904 Hurricane Fail Synesthesia
100814 Farmworth: Intergalactic! Synesthesia
100731 The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Pestilence
100724 Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Summer
100717 OMGPWNIES Synesthesia
100703 Exquisite Corpsicle Synesthesia
100619 Waterworld Synesthesia
100605 SCULimpics Synesthesia
100529 Gelatinous Cube Synesthesia
100522 Secret Places Dr. Love
100515 Standard Ops To JP System Famine
100508 Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation Summer
100501 Articular Matters Summer
100424 Toolz Ez Raider
100417 From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Synesthesia
100410 Blue Angels in a Ho-down Synesthesia
100402 Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Synesthesia
091031 Hallowheels 2009 Chastity
091024 Pruny Hands on Film Chastity
091003 Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Pestilence
090912 Puddle Jumpers Chastity
090905 Stormin' the Castle Anger
090829 Veteran Pilots Day Chastity
090822 Nitrogen PoopMonkey Chastity
090815 Insidious Perfection Pestilence
090808 Toast to Toast Century Ez Raider
090801 Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Ez Raider
090711 Curse of the Crone Devastation
090704 Playground War
090606 You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Famine
090523 Beach 'n' Heat Pale Horse
090516 Fro00oot L0o0ops Pale Horse
090502 Art Like a Fart Rhinoceros
090404 Aplhamission G.I. Jane

Honors

Iron Cog

2010
Bronze Cog

2009
Intergalactic

1
Century

4
Builder

4
Artifact

2
Diplomat

3
Damage

6
Valour

6
Injury

4
Patronage

15
Strength

7
MRC Medal

6