Sparky

Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang. This guy will get naked at the slightest provocation, especially in the public gardens. Inventor of 'the Sparky maneuver', in which you have five or six beers, ride down a hill, place your chest on the handlebars, place your legs on the rack, and proceed to the nearest curb, ejecting yourself thusly to the nearest bloody lip. Owner of one of the
niftiest biker jackets.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date000401
HostFleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted000401
Knighted ByFleet Admiral Skunk
Missions61
Light Years944.62
Experience0

Task Force Record

Filmer17
Medi Bag22
Navigator4
Tailgunner2
Tool Bag50

Accolades

Hi-Fives/Waves Back120
Cups86
Fort Maintenance7
MRC Basic2.46
Misc Bonus1860

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
060923 MAD We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Will Stutley
060729 MAD Subconscious Party Will Stutley
060708 MAD Waltor Day 2006 D.B. Cooper
060506 MAD Alphamission 06 D.B. Cooper
050924 MAD Isla Castilia D.B. Cooper
050723 MAD Megaseth Day D.B. Cooper
040731 MAD Tour De Nosepicker D.B. Cooper
040619 MAD I Dunno (vomit day) War
040515 MAD Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque D.B. Cooper
040501 MAD ShortAnd Sweet D.B. Cooper
040417 MAD Stop N Chop D.B. Cooper
040410 MAD Beta Ride D.B. Cooper
040403 MAD Alphamission 04 D.B. Cooper
031011 MAD Pump Up The Volume D.B. Cooper
031004 MAD Skunk Day 03 Will Stutley
030920 MAD Arbor Mayhem D.B. Cooper
030816 MAD NoWay Day A-OK D.B. Cooper
030809 MAD Large Melon SIH
030802 MAD Storm The Castle D.B. Cooper
030628 MAD Take The Plunge Will Stutley
030614 MAD Double Distress Call D.B. Cooper
030517 MAD Crack Day 2003 D.B. Cooper
030405 MAD AlphaMission Ez Raider
021005 MAD Skunk Day Observed D.B. Cooper
020803 MAD Full Moon-ing Circus Peanut
020720 MAD Wharf Rat D.B. Cooper
020713 MAD The Quickenin' D.B. Cooper
020622 MAD Super Lame-o Bailout War
020601 MAD SCUL Day 2002 D.B. Cooper
020525 MAD No Mo Negi Jiggi Mojo D.B. Cooper
020511 MAD Shakes Rattle & Roll Bonnie & Clyde
020420 MAD Fresh Pond Chat D.B. Cooper
020413 MAD 5000 Mile Mark Will Stutley
020406 MAD Alphamission 02 D.B. Cooper
011006 MAD El Cien Loco D.B. Cooper
010929 MAD Storytime D.B. Cooper
010908 MAD Skylab Splashdown Pale Horse
010811 MAD Film Noir Will Stutley
010707 MAD WalTor Day Devastation
010624 MAD Square Ride Bonnie & Clyde
010512 MAD Shake Yer Booty Will Stutley
010505 MAD Suicide Mission Will Stutley
010421 MAD Beep Beep Beep Whooo! War
010414 MAD Constant Groovin' Will Stutley
010407 MAD Aplhamission 21 Will Stutley
001029 MAD Hallowheels 20 Will Stutley
001014 MAD Moon Over Arboretum Will Stutley
001009 MAD SCULimpics Night Games 20 Will Stutley
001007 MAD SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Will Stutley
001001 MAD Close-Up And Personal Will Stutley
000924 MAD Where The Wind Blows Will Stutley
000819 MAD Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour Will Stutley
000812 MAD It Was Working When We Left Trez Bonz
000806 MAD Mindy Milky Will Stutley
000610 MAD DBD BBQ Will Stutley
000604 MAD Siege The Castle War
000520 MAD 19 Pilots Will Stutley
000416 MAD Fudley Dudley Will Stutley
000401 MAD April Fools Will Stutley
Builder
4
Diplomat
6
Injury
3
Patronage
1
Strength
5