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Tour of Duty

Knighted ByDrClaw
Light Years1228.55

Task Force Record

Chalk Bag5
Compressor Wrangler6
ComSat Monkey2
Damage Control2
Flat Bag3
Food Wrangler2
Gate Attendant1
Medi Bag8
Minister of Zoobs1
Mission Reporter3
Radiobox B2
RadioBox C1
Sticker Bag5
Still Cam2
Tool Bag3
Wookiee Bag5


Derby Win1
Misc Bonus86


Service Record

Date Mission Ship
191102 Hallowheels 19 Bieber Fever
191005 Skunk Day 50 Spooky Pirate
190622 Quantum Leap Compliance
190504 May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Compliance
190406 Appalachiamission '19 Mjollnir
180630 Hot Night Squirt Gun Fight! Compliance
180407 Alohamission 2018 Bieber Fever
170819 Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Compliance
170812 Sons of Perseus Bieber Fever
170520 Eggscape To Poo Island Pale Horse
170415 Egg-zaduration Iridium
161029 Hallowheel sooogoood Spooky Pirate
161022 Poefection Bieber Fever
161008 Skunk Day '16 Compliance
160604 Twentieth Anniversary Fox Bieber Fever
160521 Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Pale Horse
160402 Alfrescomission '16 Compliance
151031 Hallowheels 2015 Compliance
150815 Cosmic Safari Bieber Fever
150718 Hot Shot Compliance
150620 Like Deers In Rain Compliance
150613 Keeping up ApPEARances Iridium
150606 Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Civilianship
150516 Show and Tell Bieber Fever
150509 Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Pale Horse
150502 String Theory Bieber Fever
150418 Cloaked in Cardboard Bieber Fever
150411 Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Iridium
150404 Alfalfa Mission '15 Chrome Pony
141108 Overtime: Omegamission '14 Compliance
141101 Halloweeeels '14 Compliance
141025 Winter? SCULimpics '14 Chastity
141004 Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Iridium
140816 Let's Get Physical Iridium
140802 Leave It To Chance Chastity
140726 Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Iridium
140705 Balls Bursting in Air Chastity
140628 Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Trinity
140621 Operation Summer-ville Iridium
140614 Barely Legal Mjollnir
140607 Starship Mumtacular Iridium
140531 All Aboard the SCUL Express! Spooky Pirate
140524 Hobo Party Iridium
140517 Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Iridium
140510 Rhubarb Memorial Iridium
140503 Safety Dance Iridium
140426 Smooth Sailing Compliance
140419 Keester Bunny Spooky Pirate
140412 Macular Assault Chastity
140405 Alphonsemission '14 Bieber Fever
131102 Omegamission 2013 Spooky Pirate
131026 Bike-O-Ween Chastity
131019 Pen-Penultimate Mission NEPTR
131012 Art In The Third Dimension! Spooky Pirate
131005 Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Summer
130921 Night of the Flying Maggots Bieber Fever
130914 Funky Mummy Compliance
130907 Back 2 SCUL Bieber Fever
130831 Sea Fortress Recon Bieber Fever
130824 15 Minutes to Fabulous Chastity
130817 Buzz Kill NEPTR
130803 Dollar A Pound Star Hustler
130727 SCULimpics 2013 NEPTR
130720 Please Sir May I Have S'more? Compliance
130713 Stifie's Chooper Gang NEPTR
130706 O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Compliance
130629 Radiation Warz!!! Compliance
130622 Super Mooning: The Revenge Compliance
130615 Casual Violence Compliance
130608 Sea or Sugar Compliance
130601 Sweet Seventeen One Night Stand