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Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date130601
Knighted ByDrClaw
Light Years1241.85

Task Force Record

Chalk Bag5
Com-Sat 12
Compressor Wrangler6
Damage Control2
Flat Bag3
Food Wrangler2
Gate Attendant1
Medi Bag8
Minister of Zoobs1
Mission Reporter3
Radiobox 22
Radiobox 31
Sticker Bag5
Still Cam2
Tool Bag3
Wookiee Bag5


Hi-Fives/Waves Back4
Derby Win1
Misc Bonus86


Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
210710 MAD Two-tee Fiver War
191102 MAD Hallowheels 19 Bieber Fever
191005 MAD Skunk Day 50 Spooky Pirate
190622 MAD Quantum Leap Compliance
190504 MAD May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Compliance
190406 MAD Appalachiamission '19 Mjollnir
180630 MAD Hot Night Squirt Gun Fight! Compliance
180407 MAD Alohamission 2018 Bieber Fever
170819 MAD Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Compliance
170812 MAD Sons of Perseus Bieber Fever
170520 MAD Eggscape To Poo Island Pale Horse
170415 MAD Egg-zaduration Iridium
161029 MAD Hallowheel sooogoood Spooky Pirate
161022 MAD Poefection Bieber Fever
161008 MAD Skunk Day '16 Compliance
160604 MAD Twentieth Anniversary Fox Bieber Fever
160521 MAD Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Pale Horse
160402 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Compliance
151031 MAD Hallowheels 2015 Compliance
150815 MAD Cosmic Safari Bieber Fever
150718 MAD Hot Shot Compliance
150620 MAD Like Deers In Rain Compliance
150613 MAD Keeping up ApPEARances Iridium
150606 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Civilian Ship
150516 MAD Show and Tell Bieber Fever
150509 MAD Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Pale Horse
150502 MAD String Theory Bieber Fever
150418 MAD Cloaked in Cardboard Bieber Fever
150411 MAD Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Iridium
150404 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Chrome Pony
141108 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Compliance
141101 MAD Halloweeeels '14 Compliance
141025 MAD Winter? SCULimpics '14 Chastity
141004 MAD Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Iridium
140816 MAD Let's Get Physical Iridium
140802 MAD Leave It To Chance Chastity
140726 MAD Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Iridium
140705 MAD Balls Bursting in Air Chastity
140628 MAD Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Trinity
140621 MAD Operation Summer-ville Iridium
140614 MAD Barely Legal Mjollnir
140607 MAD Starship Mumtacular Iridium
140531 MAD All Aboard the SCUL Express! Spooky Pirate
140524 MAD Hobo Party Iridium
140517 SCD Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Iridium
140510 MAD Rhubarb Memorial Iridium
140503 MAD Safety Dance Iridium
140426 MAD Smooth Sailing Compliance
140419 MAD Keester Bunny Spooky Pirate
140412 MAD Macular Assault Chastity
140405 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Bieber Fever
131102 MAD Omegamission 2013 Spooky Pirate
131026 MAD Bike-O-Ween Chastity
131019 MAD Pen-Penultimate Mission NEPTR
131012 MAD Art In The Third Dimension! Spooky Pirate
131005 MAD Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Summer
130921 MAD Night of the Flying Maggots Bieber Fever
130914 MAD Funky Mummy Compliance
130907 MAD Back 2 SCUL Bieber Fever
130831 MAD Sea Fortress Recon Bieber Fever
130824 MAD 15 Minutes to Fabulous Chastity
130817 MAD Buzz Kill NEPTR
130803 MAD Dollar A Pound Star Hustler
130727 MAD SCULimpics 2013 NEPTR
130720 MAD Please Sir May I Have S'more? Compliance
130713 MAD Stifie's Chooper Gang NEPTR
130706 MAD O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Compliance
130629 MAD Radiation Warz!!! Compliance
130622 MAD Super Mooning: The Revenge Compliance
130615 MAD Casual Violence Compliance
130608 MAD Sea or Sugar Compliance
130601 MAD Sweet Seventeen One Night Stand