GassyD
I know a man, he's got bad gas.
Some say it's really crass.
He tries to hold it, but that doesn't work.
Some people thing that he's a jerk.
He's got a problem - no doubt.
Rips 'em out makes people shout:
"GASSYD! What's wrong with you?"
"GASSYD! Check your stool!"
Everything he eats makes him gassed.
Eat a meal - find a toilet fast.
Laughs so loud after he eats torts.
Smells like blood - check your shorts!
"GASSYD! What's wrong with you?"
"GASSYD! Check your stool!"

"GASSYD! What's wrong with you?"
Recruited: 960602
Recruited By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted: 960602
Initiated By: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Missions: 4
Light Years: 24
Experience: 


Missions

Date Mission Ship
980718 OnWithTheShow Envy
980515 Go-NoGo War
980410 First Strike Colostomos
971004 IHOP Suicide Mission Anger

Honors

Injury

1
Strength

1