Gassy D

Pilot Date1997.10.04
Missions4
Total Light Years24.00

I know a man, he's got bad gas.
Some say it's really crass.
He tries to hold it, but that doesn't work.
Some people thing that he's a jerk.
He's got a problem - no doubt.
Rips 'em out makes people shout:
"GASSYD! What's wrong with you?"
"GASSYD! Check your stool!"
Everything he eats makes him gassed.
Eat a meal - find a toilet fast.
Laughs so loud after he eats torts.
Smells like blood - check your shorts!
"GASSYD! What's wrong with you?"
"GASSYD! Check your stool!"

"GASSYD! What's wrong with you?"

Recruitment

Hosted BySkunk
Enlistment Date1996.06.02
Knighted BySkunk
Pilot Date1997.10.04

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
1998.07.18 MAD On With The Show Envy
1998.05.15 MAD Go-NoGo War
1998.04.10 MAD First Strike Colostomos
1997.10.04 MAD IHOP Suicide Mission Anger
Injury
1
Strength
1