Operation
Castle Jam-booor-eeee
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from the Tyler fort

Aboard a fleet of ships.



The mate was a-sailin' Cloudbuster,

The skipper's trailer moored,

The thirteen pilots sailed that night

For a 20 light year tour, a 20 light year tour.



First we stopped for savory snacks

Another gang caught up

What did we spy with our little eye?

Cyclists in the buff, cyclists in the buff.



The fleet set ground on the shore of this unlighted Castle Isle

Navigator Moose,

Tailgunner vomit,

A comsat and his beard,

The mission leader and XO

And more on Castle Isle.



Out came instruments and drums,

We jammed for a short, short time

The STs had us cut it short,

We lacked a fishing line.



Off next to a public park

We played lit by the moon

Stogie/Wombat did a duet

Together, they played spoons.



We stopped at Zygoat's slave station

Ships were still afloat

Savory pie materialized

Which we shoved down our throat.



Bellies full we sauntered back,

Deemed our recruit worthwhile,

And there ends the chronicle of

Our trip to Castle Isle.



Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 278.695   Master Chief Petty Officer
DeathTrap Bieber Fever 558.069   Captain
DrClaw Mad Rabbit 1193.86   Admiral, Fleet Ready
excess Chutes & Ladders 407.117   Commodore
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 624.766  
hackworth Pestilence 1599.5  
Kpafun Ez Raider 138.991  
Locust Swamp Thing 0   Recruit
moose LokiDucker 574.645   Captain
Stogie Wadlow 1043.28   Vice Admiral
Treekiller Dr. Love 1051.05  
vomit Famine 1089.22  
Wiggles Rhinoceros 0  
Wombat Summer 594.868   Vice Admiral
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Locust
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Cleaner Treekiller
Compressor Wrangler hackworth
ComSat Monkey Treekiller
Damage Control excess
Deck Officer vomit
Deck Officer Asst. vomit
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Wiggles
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag moose
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter hackworth
MRC Officer SevenOfNine
Navigator moose
RadioBox A Wombat
Radiobox B AceHole
Sticker Bag Kpafun
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner vomit
Tool Bag Wombat
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Division: MAD
Date: 07/07/2012
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: harborside noisemaking
Light Years: 20.979
G-Well Activity: 2.634
Technical Rating: 1.147