Born the child of a Hollywood starlet and a
mountain man, she made her way to SCUL through the
wild land of cheap beer. She looks forward to many
a hot polka at the fort - on level 0, of course.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date041009
HostMother Mayhem
Knighted ByMother Mayhem
Light Years1094.93

Task Force Record

Chalk Bag2
Damage Control1
Deck Officer3
Flat Bag2
Maggot Filterer2
Medi Bag1
Mission Debriefer4
Mission Leader6
Mission Reporter9
MRC Officer3
Skynet Operator Pre3
Sticker Bag4
Still Cam1
Stillcam Downloader1
Tool Bag23


Hi-Fives/Waves Back493
Fort Maintenance23
MRC Basic12
Web Development7
Misc Bonus4767.4

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
150606 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Ez Raider
150523 MAD Photon Overdrive Ez Raider
141004 MAD Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Civilian Ship
131026 MAD Bike-O-Ween Basquiat
131019 MAD Pen-Penultimate Mission Civilian Ship
120526 MAD I Don't Want To Grow Up Basquiat
110806 MAD Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Angry Candy
110402 MAD AlphaMission Angry Candy
100731 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Basquiat
100424 MAD Toolz Basquiat
100402 MAD Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Basquiat
090801 MAD Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Basquiat
090725 MAD Soggy Bottom Basquiat
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Basquiat
090711 MAD Curse of the Crone Basquiat
090613 MAD Chicken Little Rides Again! Basquiat
081101 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Angry Candy
081018 MAD Downtown D.B. Cooper
081011 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk D.B. Cooper
080913 MAD Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Basquiat
080906 MAD The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Ooh La La
080827 MAD SCULimpics and Petrified Fish Poop Angry Candy
080726 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Basquiat
080719 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Basquiat
080712 MAD Balls in Spaaaaaaace Basquiat
080607 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Basquiat
080524 MAD Space Truckin' Angry Candy
080517 MAD Bicycle Boogie Basquiat
080510 MAD Mixtape Basquiat
080412 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Basquiat
080405 MAD AlphaMissle 08 Angry Candy
071231 MAD Points We Hardly Knew Ye Basquiat
071006 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Angry Candy
070922 MAD Back in the Saddle Again Basquiat
070810 MAD All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Basquiat
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Basquiat
070611 MAD Anarchy Day Basquiat
070602 MAD SCUL Day 2007 Basquiat
070526 MAD Rotwang Day Basquiat
070519 MAD Revolution At The Disko Basquiat
070512 MAD Bring Your Own Fun Basquiat
070428 MAD Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Basquiat
070421 MAD OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers Basquiat
070421 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Basquiat
070407 MAD ALPHA 007 EvilSchwinn
061014 MAD 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) EvilSchwinn
061007 MAD Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Basquiat
060930 MAD Bovine Bonanza Basquiat
060916 MAD Big Trouble In Little China Ez Raider
060909 MAD Homecoming Queen Ez Raider
060729 MAD Subconscious Party Basquiat
060722 MAD Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Basquiat
060716 MAD SCULimpics De-Briefing Basquiat
060708 MAD Waltor Day 2006 Basquiat
060624 MAD June Oh Ween Basquiat
060617 MAD Vomit Day2006 Basquiat
060610 MAD Rumble In Somerville Basquiat
060603 MAD SCUL Day 2006 Anarchy
060527 MAD Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Basquiat
060520 MAD Crack Day Of Awesome Basquiat
060506 MAD Alphamission 06 Basquiat
051030 MAD Hallowheels05 Basquiat
051008 MAD Skunk Day 05 Anarchy
051001 MAD OctoberTest EvilSchwinn
050731 MAD Nameless Day 05 Anarchy
050716 MAD Post SCULimpics Durty Basturd
050625 MAD LowKey EvilSchwinn
050618 MAD DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Sloth
050611 MAD Hot and Moist Devastation
050604 MAD SCUL Day 2005 Devastation
050514 MAD Stoodio53 Annihilation
050423 MAD Radiation Overload Devastation
050402 MAD Aplamission 05 Sloth
041030 MAD Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Civilian Ship
041023 MAD Recurse The 'Verse Lust
041009 MAD Skunk Day 04 Ez Raider
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