Hapto
Born the child of a Hollywood starlet and a
mountain man, she made her way to SCUL through the
wild land of cheap beer. She looks forward to many
a hot polka at the fort - on level 0, of course.
Recruited: 041009
Recruited By: MotherMayhem
Knighted: 041009
Initiated By: MotherMayhem
Missions: 76
Light Years: 1094.927
Experience: 

Jobs Taken

Chalk Bag:2
Damage Control:1
Deck Officer:3
Filmer:14.75
Flat Bag:2
Medi Bag:1
Mission Leader:6
Mission Reporter:9
MRC Officer:3
Navigator:15
Skynet Operator (post-mission):4
Skynet Operator (pre-mission):3
Sticker Bag:4
Still Cam:1
Tailgunner:1
Tool Bag:23

Bonuses

Hi-Five:493
Cup:196
Fort Reconstruction:23
HAL:3
Misc Bonus:4767.400001525879
MRC--Basic:12
SCUL Website:7

Missions

Date Mission Ship
150606 Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Ez Raider
150523 Photon Overdrive Ez Raider
141004 Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back CivilianShip3
131026 Bike-O-Ween Basquiat
131019 Pen-Penultimate Mission Civilianship
120526 I Don't Want To Grow Up Basquiat
110806 Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Angry Candy
110402 AlphaMission Angry Candy
100731 The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Basquiat
100424 Toolz Basquiat
100402 Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Basquiat
090801 Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Basquiat
090725 Soggy Bottom Basquiat
090718 Peeecamatic: Pechanical Basquiat
090711 Curse of the Crone Basquiat
090613 Chicken Little Rides Again! Basquiat
081101 Hallowheels 2008 Angry Candy
081018 Downtown D.B. Cooper
081011 Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk D.B. Cooper
080913 Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Basquiat
080906 The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Ooh La La
080827 SCULimpics and Petrified Fish Poop Angry Candy
080726 It's Hard to Be a Princess Basquiat
080719 So Hot My Mission Name Melted Basquiat
080712 Balls in Spaaaaaaace Basquiat
080607 SCUL Day 2008 Basquiat
080524 Space Truckin' Angry Candy
080517 Bicycle Boogie Basquiat
080510 Mixtape Basquiat
080412 Get Everyone Lathed Basquiat
080405 AlphaMissle 08 Angry Candy
071231 Points We Hardly Knew Ye Basquiat
071006 Skunk Day Honkfest Angry Candy
070922 Back in the Saddle Again Basquiat
070810 All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Basquiat
070623 Fresh (Pond) Air Basquiat
070611 Anarchy Day Basquiat
070602 SCUL Day 2007 Basquiat
070526 Rotwang Day Basquiat
070519 Revolution At The Disko Basquiat
070512 Bring Your Own Fun Basquiat
070428 Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Basquiat
070421 Down By The Old Mill Stream... Basquiat
070421 OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers Basquiat
070407 ALPHA 007 EvilSchwinn
061014 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) EvilSchwinn
061007 Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Basquiat
060930 Bovine Bonanza Basquiat
060916 Big Trouble In Little China Ez Raider
060909 Homecoming Queen Ez Raider
060729 Subconscious Party Basquiat
060722 Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Basquiat
060716 SCULimpics De-Briefing Basquiat
060708 Waltor Day 2006 Basquiat
060624 JuneOhWeen Basquiat
060617 Vomit Day2006 Basquiat
060610 RumbleInSomerville Basquiat
060603 SCUL Day 2006 Anarchy
060527 KeepOnTruckin(RotwangDay) Basquiat
060520 Crack DayOfAwesome Basquiat
060506 Alphamission2006 Basquiat
051030 Hallowheels05 Basquiat
051008 SkunkDay2005 Anarchy
051001 OctoberTest EvilSchwinn
050731 NamelessDay2005 Anarchy
050716 Post SCULimpics Durty Basturd
050625 LowKey EvilSchwinn
050618 DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Sloth
050611 HotandMoist Devastation
050604 SCUL Day 2005 Devastation
050514 Stoodio53 Annihilation
050423 Radiation Overload Devastation
050402 Aplamission2005 Sloth
041030 Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission) Civilianship
041023 Recurse The 'Verse Lust
041009 SkunkDay2004 Ez Raider

Honors

Iron Cog

2006
Stone Cog

2005
Builder

3
Diplomat

2
Damage

1
Valour

2
Injury

1
Strength

1